Bad Landlord Rant

[Locke]

Originally Posted by kipperfan

The idea about copying the key, making 30+ copies and handing it out to the homeless is the best idea in the thread....I know because I did it. Some may remember I myself had a landlord "rant" type thread myself some months ago and waited patiently until my lease was over, then before I left copied the key 50 times, printed out little address cards at work, laminated them and proceeded to head down to the mustard seed and told a large bunch of bums about the new "hang out" I had for them. I got a call 2 weeks latter from a distraught land lady yelling and screaming that I let homeless in - I advised I had no idea what she was talking about and told her if she could prove then sue me - heard nothing since then, nor will I. From what I have heard from friend in the building, the apartment was turned into a shanty town within 2 days....oh darn.

Because I have no rental property of my own, I find this hilarious.

You should have put up a sign outside:

"The Mustard Seed's New Location"

[Teh_Bandwagoner]

Originally Posted by Locke

Fixed.

Why, oh why must a hobo (or hobos) always be sacrificed?

[Titan]

Originally Posted by kipperfan

The idea about copying the key, making 30+ copies and handing it out to the homeless is the best idea in the thread....I know because I did it. Some may remember I myself had a landlord "rant" type thread myself some months ago and waited patiently until my lease was over, then before I left copied the key 50 times, printed out little address cards at work, laminated them and proceeded to head down to the mustard seed and told a large bunch of bums about the new "hang out" I had for them. I got a call 2 weeks latter from a distraught land lady yelling and screaming that I let homeless in - I advised I had no idea what she was talking about and told her if she could prove then sue me - heard nothing since then, nor will I. From what I have heard from friend in the building, the apartment was turned into a shanty town within 2 days....oh darn.

So you turned your friend's apartment into a shanty town? Nice friend.

I bet you don't get a christmas card from him next year.

[kipperfan]

Originally Posted by Titan

So you turned your friend's apartment into a shanty town? Nice friend.

I bet you don't get a christmas card from him next year.

Nah, the friend of mine lives on the 6th floor and I lived on the 3rd. I may have mis-typed - the entire building wasnt destroyed(allegedly)- just the apartment I lived in. Though there apparently was a fair share of bums wondering the halls until the locks were changed.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Teh_Bandwagoner

Why, oh why must a hobo (or hobos) always be sacrificed?

Their crushed bones, soft decaying organs and blood are the glue that holds society together.