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Old 11-01-2007, 01:12 PM   #41
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What goes around comes around.
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Old 11-01-2007, 01:56 PM   #42
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Would anyone be shocked to see a wrongful termination or discrimination suit in the future?
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Old 05-06-2008, 09:12 AM   #43
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Would anyone be shocked to see a wrongful termination or discrimination suit in the future?
Here ya go!

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WASHINGTON (AP) - A former judge who lost a $54 million lawsuit against a dry cleaners over a missing pair of pants is suing to get his job back and at least $1 million in damages.
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Old 05-06-2008, 12:40 PM   #44
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What's the difference between a dead skunk and a dead lawyer on the highway?

The skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Old 05-06-2008, 12:53 PM   #45
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Man, that minor in pre law is paying off!
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Old 09-11-2008, 08:09 AM   #46
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This idiot is back again. He's appealing the decision in the lawsuit.

http://www.wjla.com/news/stories/0908/552285.html
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Old 09-11-2008, 08:38 AM   #47
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This idiot is back again. He's appealing the decision in the lawsuit.

http://www.wjla.com/news/stories/0908/552285.html
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Old 09-11-2008, 09:33 AM   #48
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Legally Speaking: There's No Cure for Stupid


9/10/2008 8:30 PM
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I marvel sometimes at the human capacity for stupidity, or perhaps more accurately, to put one's stupidity on display for all to see by invoking the protection of the legal system.

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Few good ones in that column. My favourite is the Senator trying to sue God....the judge has yet to rule on it....
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Old 10-23-2008, 09:26 AM   #49
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/facepalm

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Old 10-23-2008, 09:45 AM   #50
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3700 lawyers in Calgary? I'm sure most of you are thinking that is about 3000 too many.

Time for a fee increase.
3697 too many

Have one prosecutor, one defence attorney, and one to do everything "non-criminal" like real estate and wills. Criminal cases would be done in an hour, using truth serum on the accused.

And the "everything" lawyer just needs 3000 assistants.

I don't know about the prosecutor, but we can keep Allan Fay for criminal defence and Troutman for "everything else".

Hey, any plan to get rid of lawyers can't be a bad one.

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Old 10-23-2008, 10:13 AM   #51
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I thought it was Jackie Chiles that gave lawyers a bad name.
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Old 10-23-2008, 10:15 AM   #52
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Just reading in that article how the dry cleaners have had to sell their business over all of this; which is really sad. Here you have your sterotypical immigrants who came to America to "live the American dream." They set up a business, hired staff, and generally made a positive contribution to society.

I hope once this is over they get awarded damages that they have sufferred, but IIRC in the American system unlike ours, it isn't automatic that the damages can be awarded to a defendant who is wrongfully accused.
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Old 10-23-2008, 10:19 AM   #53
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This guy seems bound and determined to get in front of the supreme court and make his permanent historical mark in a legal profession thats he's really no longer welcome in.

For frivilous cases like this, the Dry Cleaning familiy really needs to sue for legal fees or something, he's going to bankrupt them, I mean he's already destroyed their livelyhood.

If I ever open my own business, the mission statement is going to be

Satisfaction guaranteed . . . . . my satisfaction that is.
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3697 too many

Have one prosecutor, one defence attorney, and one to do everything "non-criminal" like real estate and wills. Criminal cases would be done in an hour, using truth serum on the accused.

And the "everything" lawyer just needs 3000 assistants.

I don't know about the prosecutor, but we can keep Allan Fay for criminal defence and Troutman for "everything else".

Hey, any plan to get rid of lawyers can't be a bad one.

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If people behaved themselves, and kept their promises, we wouldn't need lawyers.
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Old 10-23-2008, 10:22 AM   #55
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If people behaved themselves, and kept their promises, we wouldn't need lawyers.
Or if everyone was allowed to carry a gun, and the legal defense was the proof that he needed killin.
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Old 10-23-2008, 12:11 PM   #56
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This guy needs a solid kick to the pants.
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