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Old 07-16-2013, 03:59 PM   #41
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I'm hung like a baby.

6 pounds, 4 ounces. 20 inches long.
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Old 07-16-2013, 04:01 PM   #42
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Mmmmm, yeah no. Penises don't work like that. It has to fit between legs still.

you just have to open as wide as you avatar.
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Old 07-16-2013, 04:02 PM   #43
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I'm hung like a baby.

6 pounds, 4 ounces. 20 inches long.
and won't see another vagina for probably 16 years...
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Old 07-16-2013, 06:28 PM   #44
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1.5"? Odd, I don't remember them calling me.
I was an 8 year old girl before the doctor found my soggy little shrimp.
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Old 07-17-2013, 08:10 AM   #45
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Or, stick it in a beaker of water, and measure the displacement in ml.
Before or after using the pump?
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Old 07-17-2013, 08:12 AM   #46
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BTW, total size queen here.
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Old 07-17-2013, 08:36 AM   #47
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Sorry I can't hear any of you. The sound of all of the blood in my head rushing into my enormous penis has rendered me quite deaf and possibly brain damaged.
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Old 07-17-2013, 08:37 AM   #48
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Sorry I can't hear any of you. The sound of all of the blood in my head rushing into my enormous penis has rendered me quite deaf and possibly brain damaged.
All this wang talk got you excited?
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Old 07-17-2013, 08:42 AM   #49
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Nope I read the crazy woman thread with Jenny McCarthy before I came here.
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