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Old 11-23-2012, 10:08 AM   #41
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How often does MMF make a deposit using ATM?
I like that ARSEnal thanks that post.
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Old 11-23-2012, 10:08 AM   #42
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Okay, mods. Can we please, for the love of god put this in the CP hall of fame as the greatest misunderstanding in the history of CP?

F-in awesome! fotze makes a joke, mentioning MrMastadonFarm, and buddy takes the abbreviation (MMF) to mean fotze was suggesting two dudes should rape the unconcious chick.

Although it is good it's still not Wolven CDC pasting Bingo good.

Also the Fotze/First Lady encounter is highly amusing.
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Old 11-23-2012, 10:20 AM   #43
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well that got outta hand quickly
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Old 11-23-2012, 10:33 AM   #44
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nm...
insert anchor man gif here..
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Old 11-23-2012, 11:33 AM   #45
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What? fotze wants to violate MrMastadonFarm? Ewww thats just gross.
I agree Sea Kelp.
No... you've got it all wrong. It clear that fotze and MrMastadonFarm want to take part in sex with an unconscious woman.... together.... at the same time... simutaneously.
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Old 11-23-2012, 11:38 AM   #46
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No... you've got it all wrong. It clear that fotze and MrMastadonFarm want to take part in sex with an unconscious woman.... together.... at the same time... simutaneously.
But with no eye contact
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Old 11-23-2012, 11:39 AM   #47
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well that got outta hand quickly
What happened, did you see a fat chick?
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Old 11-23-2012, 11:41 AM   #48
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Wouldn't that make it . . . in hand?
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Old 11-23-2012, 11:51 AM   #49
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Wouldn't that make it . . . in hand?
Correct, but in this case it's worth 2 in the bush.. Again, just no eye contact and it's cool.
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Old 11-23-2012, 12:26 PM   #50
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youuuuuuuuuu guuuuuyssssssss
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Old 11-23-2012, 12:39 PM   #51
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the reason it seemed really bad is because you said MMF. MMF meaning two men and one women having sex, your post seemed like it was suggesting two men should rape a woman who was knocked out by a sucker punch. Sorry for not finding the comedy there. What you said was insensitive but not as bad as suggesting raping an unconscious women.
Don't worry about it. In this kind of MMF, the "F" actually stands for "Fotz", so no females are actually being abused here.
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Old 11-24-2012, 08:25 AM   #52
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well that got outta hand quickly
This is what the lockout is doing to people.

No hockey + bored CP posters = wildly amusing discourse
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