But instead of a corpse, they found a tenant with very smelly feet, asleep in bed next to a pile of foul-smelling laundry, police in the southwestern town of Kaiserslautern said on Sunday.
That's just disgusting.
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
it's late (or early, I suppose). I have just watched Cook like a chef. Don't know who the chef was. It might have been cooking like a chef...but it definitely was talking like a fruitcake. Got me thinking. Can there be anything redemptive about a vocation that requires you to speak in an unnatural manner?
Bump for no reason whatsoever except that this thread must remain on page 1 until the mission is accomplished. That, and why is gnocchi pronounced in-yo-kee? Silly.
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"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
There's a person in Alberta with the legal name Oral Head. I kid you not. Also, there's a lady name Sherri Spiteri somewhere in Canada. That's her married name. I think she thinks it's cute.
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I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
Bump for no reason whatsoever except that this thread must remain on page 1 until the mission is accomplished. That, and why is gnocchi pronounced in-yo-kee? Silly.
It's italian! the g is semi silent because it is followed by an n, and ch is pronounced like a k.
Properly pronounced sounds more like knee-yok-kee.
I've always wondered about why crack whore is pronounced 'Court-ney Love'.
