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Old 08-24-2021, 06:11 PM   #381
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It's too bad Kanes dad didn't have a couple million dollars kicking around 30 years ago.
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Old 08-25-2021, 07:53 AM   #382
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Old 08-25-2021, 11:21 AM   #383
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Evander Kane is a true scumbag.
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Old 08-25-2021, 12:34 PM   #384
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He'll be booed in every arena he plays in. Maybe even in San Jose
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Old 08-25-2021, 12:45 PM   #385
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He'll be booed in every arena he plays in. Maybe even in San Jose
He really mis-timed this.

I mean...if you're going to play a season in empty arenas you should probably take that opportunity to ditch your wife, go bankrupt, welch on Casino debts and bribe your girlfriend to get several abortions.

If you had to choose the timing and you'd already done all this stuff.

Obviously it goes without saying that ideally one wouldnt do any of these things.
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I really doubt he ever plays again.
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I really doubt he ever plays again.
He's got a bright future in the KHL, or perhaps Montreal or Carolina.
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Old 08-25-2021, 02:16 PM   #388
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Not a chance. You think the average fan will even know about this?
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Not a chance. You think the average fan will even know about this?
lol, wut?
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I really doubt he ever plays again.
Total d-bag, but I do wonder if SJ can terminate the contract. If I recall correctly, Mike Richards contract was terminated for drug use or an arrest or something, but I think they still had a cap hit attached (and possibly paid him out). I am sure the bankruptcy court would look into any termination as well.
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Old 08-25-2021, 03:24 PM   #391
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Total d-bag, but I do wonder if SJ can terminate the contract. If I recall correctly, Mike Richards contract was terminated for drug use or an arrest or something, but I think they still had a cap hit attached (and possibly paid him out). I am sure the bankruptcy court would look into any termination as well.
There is a difference between criminal charges and just being an #######.
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Agreed, that is what I am saying. I think Kane will be playing (or being paid not to play).
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Old 08-25-2021, 03:28 PM   #393
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I hope the Sharks are stuck with his contract for the duration. I also hope his wife and kids end up with a substantial portion of it.
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I hope the Sharks are stuck with his contract for the duration. I also hope his wife and kids end up with a substantial portion of it.
Kane or otherwise, the Sharks are screwed.
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I hope the Sharks are stuck with his contract for the duration. I also hope his wife and kids end up with a substantial portion of it.
Sounds like the wife might be a piece of work too.

Paid to have 3 abortions? I could see one but it’s almost like a profession for her.
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Sounds like the wife might be a piece of work too.

Paid to have 3 abortions? I could see one but it’s almost like a profession for her.
That isn't his wife.
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That isn't his wife.
Which makes it worse.
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Which makes it worse.
It’s like a Jerry Springer show.
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