This Thread is going down the toilet

[Finny61]

http://www.tipalert.com/

Stocking stuffer?

[Hemi-Cuda]

Peter: Let me ask you something. Has anyone ever asked you if you pee sitting down?

Lawrence: No. No, man. ####, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked asking something like that, man.

[Antithesis]

Where did she get this bizarre idea that 'most' men sit down? How bizarre.

[Engine09]

Carolla style.

[AvsJerk]

Heck, when the weather is nice I usually just piss off the deck or behind the shed. When the weather is bad I piss out the window...pissing indoors is for women. Occasionally me and my dog Buster go out in the yard and piss on all the trees we can just for the hell of it.

[AvsJerk]

Originally Posted by Finny61

http://www.tipalert.com/

Stocking stuffer?

What's so hard about looking where you're about to plant your ass? I've never had the displeasure of sitting down on the rim of a toilet, but I'd guess that once you've almost fallen in the crapper, then maybe in the future you might look a bit closer to see what you're about to sit on or in.

[Finny61]

Originally Posted by AvsJerk

What's so hard about looking where you're about to plant your ass? I've never had the displeasure of sitting down on the rim of a toilet, but I'd guess that once you've almost fallen in the crapper, then maybe in the future you might look a bit closer to see what you're about to sit on or in.

I saw this guy on Dragons Den pitching this TipAlert toy. And yeah he got trashed.

[Coach]

I have a buddy that sits too pee. In his own/ friends house anyways. Its nto out of respect or politeness, just more relaxing I suppose. I feel like for the amount of time it takes to be (10-20 seconds) it seems like a lot of effort when i can just stand there.

[First Lady]

In our household if the hubby gets up in middle of night to piss it means he likely is drunk.

In which case I'm just thankful he makes it to the bathroom.....

[BigBrodieFan]

I just asked hubby and 2 sons if they would sit from now on so I wouldn't have to worry about the disgusting spashy messes. Response:

[jeremywilhelm]

I have a friend who is totally ##### whipped, and his wife makes him sit to pee. He is no longer a man in my eyes.

[Stranger]

I don't like my old feller hanging in the toilet water so I have to stand. Damn this 12" weiner! Anyway sitting is for girls.

[T@T]

Never sat down but in my younger days I remember doing a semi-handstand in the morning just to hit the bowl.

[Chingas]

Sitting down is for people whos dicks are too short to get past the seat.

And IMO if your wife dictates how you use the facilities then you are no longer a man.

[Frank MetaMusil]

Anybody have urinals installed in their house? I am thinking about putting one in the basement bathroom when building it next summer.

[MelBridgeman]

if your going to sit to pee, use the woman's washroom

[mikey_the_redneck]

I stand proud...

A man is always going to leave some sprinkles behind no matter how good his aim.

[mikey_the_redneck]

Originally Posted by Frank MetaMusil

Anybody have urinals installed in their house? I am thinking about putting one in the basement bathroom when building it next summer.

You won't regret it.........

[AvsJerk]

Originally Posted by Frank MetaMusil

Anybody have urinals installed in their house? I am thinking about putting one in the basement bathroom when building it next summer.

One of my buddies has a make-shift urinal in his garage...it's basically a Y pipe that runs into the ground. If you're building a place, you might want to do something similar.

[4X4]

Lol @ dudes who sit to piss.