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Old 10-16-2010, 05:42 PM   #21
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Who cares? Action is action.
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Old 10-16-2010, 05:55 PM   #22
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Are you going in for a full physical or just getting your testicles examined for a concern?

If it is a full physical, it's gonna be a quick look and feel. I know you mentioned you were concerned about an erection, but if its a routine physical, I think you're going to be okay! Just make sure you do go, especially if you are concerned.

BTW, you can examine your own testicles for lumps. Here's how :P:



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Take a sharpie and draw a happy face on the healthy one, and a sad face on the one with the tumor.

That cracks 'em up every time.
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Old 10-16-2010, 07:27 PM   #24
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It is quite possible that it is the least erotic thing involving your testicles that you will ever do. I was worried about popping a boner and well frankly it was never an issue when I had mine done. It was a woman if memory serves me correct. Frankly the only thing I cared about was getting the colour of my boys back to normal.
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Old 10-16-2010, 07:38 PM   #25
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Mine's a very good looking female. Can't wait until she starts to finger my arse.
Interesting, my family doctor is nothing short of a bombshell. Getting sick is a good thing!
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Old 10-17-2010, 12:14 AM   #26
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Old 10-17-2010, 12:18 AM   #27
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Where are all of these hot doctors?

I need pics too
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Old 10-17-2010, 01:37 AM   #28
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Take a sharpie and draw a happy face on the healthy one, and a sad face on the one with the tumor.

That cracks 'em up every time.
Or some funky manscaping
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Old 10-17-2010, 01:51 AM   #29
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I have to say, why would you care? If you honestly have concerns as far as your junk goes, the very last thing on your mind should be "will I get wood if a female doctor inspects it?"

The very possibility of cancer would be enough of a scare for me that wood would be absolutely impossible in that situation.
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Old 10-17-2010, 02:14 AM   #30
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I had an ultrasound on my testicles. It was the most emotionally painful, embarrassing thing I've ever had to go through, especially after the attractive nurse squirted the slippery goo they use for the exam on my balls.

I wish I were joking.

So to answer your question: male.
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Old 10-17-2010, 02:54 AM   #31
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I know hot doctors. Unfortunately, they are friends and acquaintances, young girls out of med school

not my personal Doctor who is some really old geezer.
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Old 10-17-2010, 03:19 AM   #32
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I also had to get an ultrasound on my testis a few years ago. Having the original male doctor poking around down there was unpleasant, but so was having the female doctor spread that goo around.

If I had to do it again, I really would not care about the gender of the doctor, it would just be somewhat uncomfortable either way. Either way, the only thing I cared about was the results of the test.
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Old 10-17-2010, 03:36 AM   #33
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i was hoping this thread would have pictures of hot chicks in doctor/nurse outfits
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Old 10-17-2010, 05:16 AM   #34
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Go with the doctor with smaller hands, it makes your package look bigger.
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Old 10-17-2010, 06:51 AM   #35
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Warm hands! The one with warm hands.
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Old 10-17-2010, 08:35 AM   #36
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my regular dr is a female.....the firt time she gave me a prostate exam she made a comment about females having smaller fingers.......

anywyas, who cares, they are docotors, this is what they went to school for it is not a visit to the rub shop with a happy ending.....
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Old 10-17-2010, 08:38 AM   #37
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Old 10-17-2010, 08:41 AM   #38
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Yeah I had to get an exam done down there a couple months back, it was a female doctor, it was not the least bit stimulating.

You've got some mental health concerns to worry about if you pop one up from some doc poking around down there.
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Old 10-17-2010, 09:05 AM   #39
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I got a bad case of loving you
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Old 10-17-2010, 09:30 AM   #40
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I think the more pressing concern should be whether you shave them or not for the exam...
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