03-04-2010, 11:44 AM
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Join Date: May 2004
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As far as frozen bunnies go, at my old house, would couldn't go a winter without something dying on our lawn. The first year, it looked like a bunny was trying to huddle around our fence to stay warm. It was sad to put that little guy in a garbage bag. The next year, one was layed out in our flower bed. This may be gross...... but it took some effort to detach him from the ground.
I think the main reason we had problems was we had a small picket fence around our front yard. I think they could find a way in, but forget how to get out.
Just get some rubber gloves, and a garbage bag. It's the circle of life.
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03-04-2010, 12:00 PM
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Dances with Wolves
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Section 304
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Tell them it looks as if the bird died of natural causes ... most likely avian flu. That should do it.
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03-04-2010, 12:31 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Memento Mori
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Prototype
As far as frozen bunnies go, at my old house, would couldn't go a winter without something dying on our lawn. The first year, it looked like a bunny was trying to huddle around our fence to stay warm. It was sad to put that little guy in a garbage bag. The next year, one was layed out in our flower bed. This may be gross...... but it took some effort to detach him from the ground.
I think the main reason we had problems was we had a small picket fence around our front yard. I think they could find a way in, but forget how to get out.
Just get some rubber gloves, and a garbage bag. It's the circle of life.
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It's birds that pick them off, and then drop them. Seriously.
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03-04-2010, 01:18 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: An all-inclusive.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Prototype
I think the main reason we had problems was we had a small picket fence around our front yard. I think they could find a way in, but forget how to get out.
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There is no way that a rabbit would get stymied by a picket fence. For the most part, they do what they want when they want.
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03-04-2010, 02:38 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Cambodia
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Stuff it inside a Pillsbury crescent roll, submit it for their next contest, we'll vote for it, and Conscience will go even more insane.
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03-04-2010, 02:45 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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If people can pick up dog crap, you should be able pick up a dead bird.
1. Place hands inside plastic bag.
2. Grab bird.
3. Pull bird inside bag.
4. Tie knot with bag ends.
5. Throw bag in garbage bin.
6. Even though you didn't actually touch the bird, scrub hands feverishly with ammonia and water for three hours.
Holy crap, has society become pussified.
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03-04-2010, 02:59 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Memento Mori
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mad Mel
If people can pick up dog crap, you should be able pick up a dead bird.
1. Place hands inside plastic bag.
2. Grab bird.
3. Pull bird inside bag.
4. Tie knot with bag ends.
5. Throw bag in garbage bin.
6. Even though you didn't actually touch the bird, scrub hands feverishly with ammonia and water for three hours.
Holy crap, has society become pussified.
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You're icky. 
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03-04-2010, 03:04 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Section 219
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mad Mel
If people can pick up dog crap, you should be able pick up a dead bird.
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If you can handle any raw meat then you should be able to handle a dead bird? What's the difference? 
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03-04-2010, 03:33 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Okotoks
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I handle my raw meat all the time. Bloody hell, it's just a bird! Maybe you should call HazMat!
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03-04-2010, 03:37 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Lethbridge
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I handle my raw meat all the time. Bloody hell, it's just a bird! Maybe you should call HazMat!
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Yup..................I bet you do......... 
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03-04-2010, 03:38 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Other magpies will probably eat it before too long. Filthy cannibals.
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03-04-2010, 03:39 PM
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People like you are the reason Im paying out the arse for property taxes.
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03-04-2010, 03:39 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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Throw it in a dish with some rice and cook it in the microwave at work. If you want to get fancy you can throw in a fish head for some flavor.
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03-04-2010, 03:48 PM
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Last edited by amorak; 03-04-2010 at 03:51 PM.
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03-04-2010, 07:37 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Calgary
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I don't know, it's just all mangled and gross looking. I guess I might have to just suck it up and do this tomorrow morning... either that or tomorrow night after I'm totally wasted and i don't really give a crap about anything anymore.
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03-04-2010, 08:02 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Sector 7-G
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Quote:
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I don't know, it's just all mangled and gross looking. I guess I might have to just suck it up and do this tomorrow morning... either that or tomorrow night after I'm totally wasted and i don't really give a crap about anything anymore.
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Seriously?
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03-04-2010, 08:04 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Oklahoma - Where they call a puck a ball...
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Originally Posted by fotze
Get video camera, start to record. Get hockey stick. Slapshot magpie at neighbor wife. Send tape to nickerjones.
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Hopefully he can get it up....... errr I mean get it off the ground! 
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03-04-2010, 08:05 PM
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pls turn in man-card, thx.
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03-04-2010, 08:07 PM
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Lifetime In Suspension
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If you're that worried about it just throw some lighter fluid on it and light that sucker up. Problem solved.
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