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Old 02-05-2010, 10:10 PM   #21
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You did a guy from underneath a table when his wife was sitting next to him?
Holy crap. I didn't even catch that until you pointed it out.
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Old 02-05-2010, 10:48 PM   #22
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I would nail that hostess.
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Old 02-05-2010, 11:05 PM   #23
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Step 1. Sex in the washroom
Step 2. Mediocre food
Step 3. Profit????
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Old 02-05-2010, 11:37 PM   #24
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Step 1. Sex in the washroom
Step 2. Mediocre food
Step 3. Profit????

You got the joke wrong....

Step 3. ???
Step 4. Profit!
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You got the joke wrong....

Step 3. ???
Step 4. Profit!
Dude, you've got the meme wrong too. Considering the current posts it would be:

Step 1) Sex in the washroom
Step 2) ?????
Step 3) Profit!

Don't know where you got step 4 from.
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Old 02-06-2010, 02:43 AM   #26
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I've had sex in the bathroom stall of some bar on a pub crawl one time a couple years back. Funny part was my buddy was in the stall next to us taking a crap.
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Old 02-06-2010, 08:38 AM   #27
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You did a guy from underneath a table when his wife was sitting next to him?
Oh yea! It was a long standing relationship we had and, anyway, his wife was two seats away (not next to him) and verrrrrrrrrry drunk!

Gosh, I loved my life!
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Old 02-06-2010, 09:01 AM   #28
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Not in a bathroom - just too gross. But under a table that had floor length table cloths and his wife was sitting a couple of seats away from him. I had to crawl on my hands and knees to get to him. I'm glad I got the right one but I think some others may have been worth closer inspection. Gosh, I was such a slut 30 years ago!
Hey can I take you out, throw a burger down your throat?



By the way, I don't get paid to next Friday, are you ok with going dutch?
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Old 02-06-2010, 09:07 AM   #29
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"As far as bodily fluids, it's pretty much similar to the other human functions going on in there," says Jim Chan, manager of the food safety program.
Uh, I think you are doing it wrong Jimmy.
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Old 02-06-2010, 09:22 AM   #30
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Anyone here ever eaten at the Grizzly House in Banff? haha
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Old 02-06-2010, 02:16 PM   #31
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Anyone here ever eaten at the Grizzly House in Banff? haha
oh sheit... im afraid to ask why
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I'd be afraid to order anything with "special sauce" on the menu.
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Chicken On The Way has them all beat.

We were driving by there today, and my son asked "what is that smell"? I said, "I don't know son, maybe just some air pollution".
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Old 02-06-2010, 03:58 PM   #34
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Dude, you've got the meme wrong too. Considering the current posts it would be:

Step 1) Sex in the washroom
Step 2) ?????
Step 3) Profit!

Don't know where you got step 4 from.
I only went to step four to try and work with what that guy was doing.
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Old 02-06-2010, 04:06 PM   #35
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Anyone here ever eaten at the Grizzly House in Banff? haha
have sex in the private booth...
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perfect place to get a blumpkin
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perfect place to get a blumpkin
Oh snap, they have a luxury stall there?
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Anyone here ever eaten at the Grizzly House in Banff? haha
I can't go back there.
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1. Go into stall.
2. Close door.
3. Sit on toilet.
4. Tap foot.
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Dude, you've got the meme wrong too. Considering the current posts it would be:

Step 1) Sex in the washroom
Step 2) ?????
Step 3) Profit!

Don't know where you got step 4 from.
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