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Old 10-21-2009, 01:33 PM   #21
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Old 10-21-2009, 01:34 PM   #22
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purchased the entire John Cougar box set.
On an installment plan...

Stabbed someone, or been stabbed on Whyte Ave.
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Old 10-21-2009, 01:37 PM   #23
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Old 10-21-2009, 01:38 PM   #24
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Old 10-21-2009, 01:44 PM   #25
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Old 10-21-2009, 01:58 PM   #26
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Admired the river valley and found yourself enjoying the Strathcona district more than Kensington/Inglewood.




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What???




Okay fine, you've never lived in Edmonton until you've been mugged on China-street.

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Old 10-21-2009, 02:00 PM   #27
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Old 10-21-2009, 02:06 PM   #28
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Old 10-21-2009, 03:08 PM   #29
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Old 10-21-2009, 03:10 PM   #30
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Old 10-21-2009, 03:15 PM   #31
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Used the comeback "4 Cups" for anything and everything.
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Old 10-21-2009, 03:20 PM   #32
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Old 10-21-2009, 03:24 PM   #33
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Old 10-21-2009, 03:36 PM   #34
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Old 10-21-2009, 03:51 PM   #35
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Or 5 cups!
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Old 10-21-2009, 03:52 PM   #36
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Or 5 cups!

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Old 10-21-2009, 04:15 PM   #37
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Old 10-21-2009, 04:16 PM   #38
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