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Old 06-28-2009, 02:26 PM   #21
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Q: What does Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?

A: One is harmful to children, the other holds groceries.
Close. The actual answer is;

One is small, made of plastic and is dangerous to small children, and the other one holds groceries.
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Old 06-28-2009, 03:19 PM   #22
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If they play "Thriller" at Michael Jackson's funeral, will he come back as a zombie?
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Old 06-28-2009, 03:38 PM   #23
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Q: What time is bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
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nm...I felt awful writing that.
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Old 06-28-2009, 03:47 PM   #25
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Wonder if Jackson will be embalmed with Orange Glo? Put some color back in his cheeks.
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Old 06-28-2009, 05:11 PM   #26
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Old 06-28-2009, 05:18 PM   #27
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Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett
A: About three hours.

Farrah Fawcett approaches the pearly gates, and as she arrives she sees God. God turns to her and says, "Farrah, you lived a decent life. You gave to charity, and died before your time. Because I took you from your loved ones so soon, what can I, God, do for you to make Earth a better place. Farrah stopped, and she thought for a moment and then she turned to God and replied, "I want children everywhere to feel safe and not have to worry about their lives being hurt."

So God killed Michael Jackson.
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Old 06-28-2009, 06:59 PM   #28
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Michael Jackson just molested your children.

HAHAHAHAHAHHA thats so funny!
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Old 07-05-2009, 08:18 AM   #29
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Old 07-05-2009, 08:49 AM   #30
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The good news is since Michael Jackson is 99% plastic anyways they are going to melt him down and make Lego's out of him, and kids will get to play with him for a change...
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Old 07-05-2009, 03:10 PM   #31
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Did anybody hear what's happening to Michael Jackson's London tour dates now that he's gone? I hear most of them are just going to go back to middle school.*

*stolen from x929's twitter
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Old 07-05-2009, 07:07 PM   #32
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"Cher called. She's happy to hear Michael Jackson has died. Now her boyfriends can go to the playground unescorted."

- Joan Rivers
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Old 07-05-2009, 07:24 PM   #33
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First of all, I condemn the insensitivity in these jokes.

Second, why does Michael Jackson prefer twenty eight year olds?

Because there are twenty of them.

(I guess its not as funny in text)
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Old 07-05-2009, 07:25 PM   #34
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What are Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Billy Mays getting for christmas?

Patrick Swayze!
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Upon hearing of MJ's death: "Did he choke on a small bone?"
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Old 07-05-2009, 10:44 PM   #37
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Agreed. Too soon guys.
Come on, the guy practically wrote his own jokes, or had Jim Rome writing them for him...
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