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Old 06-04-2009, 10:41 PM   #21
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Old 06-04-2009, 11:05 PM   #22
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So, um, apparently that "cord" was somewhere else on his body... Not around his neck...
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Old 06-04-2009, 11:07 PM   #23
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... not so happy ending.
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Old 06-04-2009, 11:19 PM   #24
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I was at a martial arts convention in Vegas and the guy was there signing autographs. Im not a big fan, so i just walked to where he was signing to see what he looked like in real life. He just sat there, looking down with sunglasses on, signing what was brought to him. Never looked a single fan in the face, never said a single word to anyone. Guys were excitedly standing beside him to take pictures and he woudnt even look up from the table.
When I was in Montreal for the World Cup of Hockey a few years ago, Gretzky did the exact same thing, to kids no less.

It was very disappointing to see.
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Old 06-04-2009, 11:23 PM   #25
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so, a hotel in the middle of Bangkok, with a rope around his neck and the other 'bangkok', and the police are calling it a suicide.....yyeaaah right....
Probably pissed off a Thai or two.....
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Old 06-04-2009, 11:32 PM   #26
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so, a hotel in the middle of Bangkok, with a rope around his neck and the other 'bangkok', and the police are calling it a suicide.....yyeaaah right....
Probably pissed off a Thai or two.....
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Old 06-05-2009, 06:33 AM   #27
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Now they're saying he died while masturbating, what ever happened to the porn and kleenex.

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/09060...le_us_thailand
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Old 06-05-2009, 06:41 AM   #28
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Sounds like he took the term 'choke the chicken' a little too literal.
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Old 06-05-2009, 08:12 AM   #29
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I've got to give this auto-erotic asphyxiation a try. If people are dying to jack off this way, the rush has got to be worth it.

/not really
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Its encouraging that at that age you still will want to do things like that.
Do you really need to pull your own goalie in Bangkok?
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Old 06-05-2009, 08:48 AM   #31
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Now they're saying he died while masturbating, what ever happened to the porn and kleenex.

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/09060...le_us_thailand
It must have been a unique experience . . . . . coming and going at the same time.

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Old 06-05-2009, 08:51 AM   #32
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Do you think you was on Viagra? Or was he just to cheap to buy some so he came up with this elaborate method to get it up?
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Old 06-05-2009, 09:26 AM   #33
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His co-star on Kung Fu Chris Potter's wife used to teach me art in high school. She was super hot.
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Old 06-05-2009, 02:07 PM   #34
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He pulled a Michael Hutchence.
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Old 06-05-2009, 02:29 PM   #35
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He pulled a Michael Hutchence.
Whoa. Too soon.
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Old 06-05-2009, 02:36 PM   #36
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Whoa. Too soon.

All of the other jokes in this thread and that line is the one that is too soon?
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Old 06-05-2009, 03:12 PM   #37
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If your going to go, you want to do it in such a way that the first thing that the cop says when he see's your corpse is "What the fu##!!!"
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Old 06-05-2009, 03:35 PM   #38
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Whoa. Too soon.
Dude that was like 10 years ago, and he wasn't that special in the first place.
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Old 06-05-2009, 03:36 PM   #39
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If your going to go, you want to do it in such a way that the first thing that the cop says when he see's your corpse is "What the fu##!!!"
Would the aftermath of an RPG7 to the face illicit that response?
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Old 06-05-2009, 04:24 PM   #40
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Nah, that would be "Holy sh$$ I puked on my new shoes"
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