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Old 12-10-2008, 11:43 PM   #21
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Food Bank's a good idea. SPCA would be good too - they can use a lot of support this time of year.
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Old 12-11-2008, 12:38 AM   #22
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The hell with food banks. They just feed people who'll need more food later...get drunk with it. Thats what the homeless'd do with it anyways.....

No, seriously, donate it to a food bank.
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Old 12-11-2008, 01:03 AM   #23
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Buy beer..... then give it to the food bank.
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Old 12-11-2008, 01:04 AM   #24
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The hell with food banks. They just feed people who'll need more food later...get drunk with it. Thats what the homeless'd do with it anyways.....

No, seriously, donate it to a food bank.
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Old 12-11-2008, 02:43 AM   #25
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So party are your place?
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Old 12-11-2008, 06:46 AM   #26
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What's the red bottle with the skulls on it?
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Old 12-11-2008, 07:45 AM   #27
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All that great looking beer and you have to mess it up with a can of Bud and another of Bud Light???
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Old 12-11-2008, 08:07 AM   #28
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Bank error in your favour?!?!?!

Buy a Monopoly game and donate that to charity.
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Old 12-11-2008, 08:10 AM   #29
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Then return the bottles and donate them to charity...

I would donate it personally.
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Old 12-11-2008, 09:22 AM   #30
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All that great looking beer and you have to mess it up with a can of Bud and another of Bud Light???
He's from the States, a magical land where they believe Bud to be real beer.
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Old 12-11-2008, 09:27 AM   #31
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Cash it in for 25 loonies. Throw them on your bed and then live out your scrooge mcduck inner child by having sex with them.
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Old 12-11-2008, 09:45 AM   #32
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Cash it in for 25 loonies. Throw them on your bed and then live out your scrooge mcduck inner child by having sex with them.
For the record, he means $1 coins. He's not telling you to ffffkkk a duck.
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Old 12-11-2008, 11:03 AM   #33
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Cash it in for 25 loonies. Throw them on your bed and then live out your scrooge mcduck inner child by having sex with them.
Thats going to be tough where he lives. He'd probably get a duck in return. WTF is he gonna do with a duck?
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Old 12-11-2008, 11:31 AM   #34
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For the record, he means $1 coins. He's not telling you to ffffkkk a duck.
meh

Either way is good.
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Old 12-11-2008, 11:32 AM   #35
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Thats going to be tough where he lives. He'd probably get a duck in return. WTF is he gonna do with a duck?
you ask with feigned innocence.
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Old 12-11-2008, 11:40 AM   #36
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All that great looking beer and you have to mess it up with a can of Bud and another of Bud Light???
Those are leftovers from parties that I've had - people don't always bring good beer. They hang around because I use very cheap beer when I cook a pork or beef roast. Two cans of cheap beer, two cans of water, and 6 to 10 hours later you've got some pretty damned good BBQ.


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That would be Rogue Double Dead Guy Ale, 2008. A doppelbock, it's not bad. Not one of Rogue's best, but very unique.

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Thats going to be tough where he lives. He'd probably get a duck in return. WTF is he gonna do with a duck?
Stuff a chicken inside of the duck, and stuff the ducken inside of a turkey!
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Old 12-11-2008, 01:13 PM   #37
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Stuff a chicken inside of the duck, and stuff the ducken inside of a turkey!

Then wrap it all in Bacon!!!!

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Old 12-11-2008, 02:56 PM   #38
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Old 12-11-2008, 02:59 PM   #39
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Scratch tickets my man. Or lottery tickets. Then give them to your relatives as christmas gifts.

I just did all your Christmas shopping. Thank me later.
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Old 12-11-2008, 03:23 PM   #40
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Put in on the roulette table - red # 14.
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