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Old 07-04-2007, 04:38 PM   #21
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In Europe you can pee on the sides of churches.
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Old 07-04-2007, 04:43 PM   #22
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I give em a week before they're gone for good. Lack of use and drunken antics will be the demise. Just wait until some drunk idiot comes along and pushes a guy that's peeing into the urinal.
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Old 07-04-2007, 04:45 PM   #23
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I give em a week before they're gone for good. Lack of use and drunken antics will be the demise. Just wait until some drunk idiot comes along and pushes a guy that's peeing into the urinal.
ah yes, urination on buildings will be way down, but "you made me get pee on me" related fights will be way up.

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Old 07-04-2007, 04:47 PM   #24
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i couldn't pee in that thing, i'll just go around the corner...
exactly. Why pee in that thing in the middle of the sidewalk when there are plenty of buildings and dumpsters to piss on down the alley.
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Old 07-04-2007, 04:55 PM   #25
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Oh dude you're just gonna love this then:

"The Shewee is made of plastic and can be reused as many times as you desire; with or without washing it in between uses. "

http://www.shewee.com
The urine cleans it. There's probably more germs in your purse than a month old she-wee.
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Old 07-04-2007, 04:59 PM   #26
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The urine cleans it. There's probably more germs in your purse than a month old she-wee.

But I dont put my purse up to my girly-parts.
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Old 07-04-2007, 05:02 PM   #27
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But I dont put my purse up to my girly-parts.
sure you don't, sure.
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Old 07-04-2007, 08:44 PM   #28
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I'm all for these portable toilets!
I actually want a stadium pall aswell.

Take it from me, I've received a $300 fine for taking a leak on 17th ave before. I cant wait until these are installed!
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Old 07-05-2007, 12:36 AM   #29
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I wonder if the city of Edmonton considered this design.



Can you say stage fright!
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Old 07-05-2007, 01:27 AM   #30
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I honestly don't see this being a good thing. I can see fights started over this or them getting knocked over by some drunk punks. If they are portable I'm sure that they are not that heavy. But then again maybe it would work I just don't see it working. Our culture seems to be the type that doesn't look at this as acceptable, I know I don't want to go downtown and see some drunk ass with his schlong hanging out because he is drunk and wants to play show and tell with everyone.
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Old 07-05-2007, 02:02 AM   #31
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Just one more thing to burn........
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Old 07-05-2007, 02:05 AM   #32
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Just one more thing to burn........
I dont think they'll burn that well. They might melt though.
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Old 07-05-2007, 03:51 AM   #33
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I took a pee in one of these things a few months ago here in Vic. I think that picture is of the one here set up by Bastion Square.

What I don't understand is why it's a bad thing that I go pee in a bush when I'm drunk. Or even against the side of a building. Who cares? I know it's bad if you pee against a business' door for obvious reasons, but other than that who cares.

A waste of money as far as I'm concerned.
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Old 07-05-2007, 10:32 AM   #34
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Exactly. But the Oilers don't deserve to be in toilets.
They deserve to be in the sewages!!!,
Ha, a week on the site and already hate the Oilers?
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Old 07-05-2007, 10:55 AM   #35
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No need to apologize to the ladies, we're not the ones pissing in the street.
If you had the ability to do it, you would.

Though, I've seen girls try it before miss high and mighty.
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Old 07-05-2007, 11:00 AM   #36
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If you had the ability to do it, you would.

Though, I've seen girls try it before miss high and mighty.
I've seen a girl try to write her name in the snow. It was not the most graceful of sights.
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Old 07-05-2007, 11:10 AM   #37
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Oh I thought everyone was just going to piss on the Oilers!
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Old 07-05-2007, 11:58 AM   #38
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I am a man. The world is my urinal.

The problem here is that the urine will now be concentrated and stored in a single location, instead of diffusely being absorbed by dumpsters, lawns, buildings, bitchen 79 Cameros etc. - hence the new Edmonton sport of "urine fighting".

This is going to create WAAAAAY more probs than it is going to solve.
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How is this going to create problems? Drunk people in a line up instinctively get into a fight? What?
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Old 07-05-2007, 02:58 PM   #40
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How is this going to create problems? Drunk people in a line up instinctively get into a fight? What?
Streets filled with dunk people now have conveniently located tanks of urine to play with.

I'll give until 1 hour after dark before every single one is tipped over and on fire.
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