03-06-2007, 02:48 PM
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First Line Centre
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My buddies put an alarm clock in the case of a non-tech savvy co-worker and set the alarm for the middle of the afternoon. He would call IT and then it would stop and he would think it was fixed, until the next day.
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03-06-2007, 02:50 PM
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#22
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Burninator
Or make a folder with a really embarrassing name. Take a screen shot. Make that picture the background, then delete the embarrassing folder. They will try and click on it to delete it but they won't be able to. Hilarity ensues.
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Or you could post the picture to a message board
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03-06-2007, 02:54 PM
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#23
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Playboy Mansion Poolboy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Close enough to make a beer run during a TV timeout
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Another one with a mouse or keyboard. With USB you can have more than one plugged in and they all work. So plug a second mouse into the back of his computer (assuming you are in cubicles) and then throughout the day move the other mouse around.
Or if you are really bored take his regular keyboard and swap the N and the M keys.
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03-06-2007, 03:02 PM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Montreal
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Where I used to work pcAnywhere was installed on all the machines so the HelpDesk could log into your machine if you had a problem.
So we launched it on this one guys machine and hid in the next office. Everytime he would go to click on something we would move the mouse just a bit. And when he was typing we would hit a random letter on the keyboard in the middle of his sentence.
He discovered us after we starting laughing so hard at all the "what the hell??" and other such expressions coming from his office.
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03-06-2007, 03:04 PM
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#25
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackEleven
Where I used to work pcAnywhere was installed on all the machines so the HelpDesk could log into your machine if you had a problem.
So we launched it on this one guys machine and hid in the next office. Everytime he would go to click on something we would move the mouse just a bit. And when he was typing we would hit a random letter on the keyboard in the middle of his sentence.
He discovered us after we starting laughing so hard at all the "what the hell??" and other such expressions coming from his office.
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We have VNC on all our machines. It is interesting to see what people are up to.
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"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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03-06-2007, 03:06 PM
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#26
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobblehead
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Classic. Did he ever offer up an explanation on that?
Last edited by Burninator; 03-06-2007 at 03:15 PM.
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03-06-2007, 03:10 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: The wagon's name is "Gaudreau"
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Yah I've done the screenshot for a desktop thing. It's pretty hilarious. Lots of mad clicking.
Another simple one is to tape down the button on a phone receiver with a piece of scotch tape. Works really well on admin staff 'cause whenever their phone rings and they pick up the phone, it just keeps ringing. Watch the panic ensue.
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03-06-2007, 03:13 PM
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#28
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Memento Mori
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Or remap the keyboard. And then also pull out the keys in the keyboard and rearrange them. Now that's evil.
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03-06-2007, 03:47 PM
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#29
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Calgary
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i dont work in an office but we have a prank that gets done all the time. Sneak up behind a guy's forklift (carefully so you dont get runover) and turn off the propane , first reaction is to go get a new tank. I had it happen to me my 2nd day at this job.
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03-06-2007, 03:56 PM
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#30
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In the Sin Bin
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Some of the random things we have done to coworkers computers:
- Put a .wav file of the hippopotamous song into someone's startup folder
- changed someone's background to a backstreet boy in a bubble bath.
- pointed someone's desktop shortcuts to all the wrong programs. Email would open up internet, internet would open NetOp, NetOp would open email, etc.
- The two mouse trick was done, but caused trouble as our security guy got involved thinking it was a virus. (?!?)
- map into a persons computer and edit their hosts file to point calgarypuck to oilfans.
- change the wallpaper to an image of a BOSD message. This is especially funny if you leave their shortcuts alone, and they still dont catch on.
I also keep a small lenth of cable with a token ring connection around with the sign "Free Internet Connection." Most people just shake their heads.
Last edited by Resolute 14; 03-06-2007 at 03:58 PM.
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03-06-2007, 04:03 PM
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#31
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Market Mall Food Court
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FlamesKickAss
i dont work in an office but we have a prank that gets done all the time. Sneak up behind a guy's forklift (carefully so you dont get runover) and turn off the propane , first reaction is to go get a new tank. I had it happen to me my 2nd day at this job.
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Umm how is that funny? hehe
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03-06-2007, 04:40 PM
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#32
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Memento Mori
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Tell them to get the metric hammer.
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03-06-2007, 05:21 PM
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#34
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shazam
Take a screenshot of their desktop. Make it their wallpaper. Move all their desktop icons to a folder somewhere. Move the taskbar somewhere else and then hide it. Watch the hilarity!
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Another one is make the screenshot the password protected screensaver. Then move the Windows Security window for unlocking the computer to a far edge of the screen so that it's barely visible. After that adjust the monitor settings so that it is completely hidden.
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03-06-2007, 05:50 PM
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#35
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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My favorite thing do prank the newbies into locking their computers is; when they are not at their computer, access the display settings and rotate the screen 180 degrees. I eventually have to come and fix it, as most folks have no idea how to fix it, at that time I remind them that there is sensetive material on their computer and they should lock their computer when they are not at their workstation. Funny and educational.
A tip on making it easier to fix if this happens to you... turn the mouse so that the buttons are in your palm.
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03-06-2007, 05:51 PM
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#36
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In the Sin Bin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shazam
Tell them to get the metric hammer.
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A former coworker of mine once convinced the purchaser at the shop they worked at previously to file a PO for "spots for the spot welder". Apparently they spent some time looking for a place that sold them before catching on.
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03-06-2007, 05:54 PM
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#37
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shazam
Tell them to get the metric hammer.
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My favorite was the sky hook or the long wait... I worked as a boiler maker/ welder, I think that sort of thing is a initiation for most apprenticeship type of careers.
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03-06-2007, 08:03 PM
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#38
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Memento Mori
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Here's another prank: Post a thread in a forum with a leading title and have a picture of the guy from Dateline NBC that catches the child predators. Ha ha!
(Okay, it didn't work here  )
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03-06-2007, 08:16 PM
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#39
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Playboy Mansion Poolboy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Close enough to make a beer run during a TV timeout
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GreatWhiteEbola
My favorite thing do prank the newbies into locking their computers is; when they are not at their computer, access the display settings and rotate the screen 180 degrees.
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Naw, when a newbie forgets to lock his computer there's only one of two things that are going to happen:
(a) He's offering to buy lunch.
(b) He's coming out of the closet.
Make sure you put a read receipt on the email. If there's time go into his sent items, edit the sent email to include somebody he wouldn't want on there. (A higher tech twist on Fotze's original post.)
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03-06-2007, 08:18 PM
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#40
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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nm
Last edited by Jayems; 03-06-2007 at 08:57 PM.
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