Shore was punched to the ground after tangling with hecklers at a Texas comedy club in December 2006. Shore was performing at the 8th Street Comedy Club in Odessa, Texas when he became irritated with audience members talking through his performance. In an angry exchange, one club-goer in a cowboy hat took to the stage and, goaded by the audience, punched Shore’s face, causing him to fall to the floor. The heckler was then led away by what appeared to be a police officer. Shore stood up and muttered, "**** all you ****in' white trash," before leaving the stage.
Later it came out the incident was staged. The chief of police of Odessa Texas has issued a press release saying that the incident with Pauly Shore getting punched out at a Odessa comedy club was a hoax. He says it was a skit that went as planned and no one was ever in any danger and no one was hurt. An off-duty Odessa police officer was working at the club that night and was involved from the beginning. The statement says in part:
After viewing the video, the officer who was employed at the club in an off duty capacity, was contacted by investigators. The officer reported he had met with Mr. Shore prior to his set, and was asked to participate in the skit. The officer stated that the skit went as designed and that Shore was not injured in the designed skit.
Subsequently, it became clear the audience was in it as well and the whole videotaping was staged. A tape started circulating on Youtube with footage of a first and a second take of the incident. On the first take Shore starts laughing and says: "****, I don't think I can ****in' pull this off."
He definitely has a point, but this whole "ownage" thing. The way they both talk, calling each other bitches and mfers, it just seems so childish, trying to sound so hard and "street" and all, waving their hands and acting tough.
They are a couple comedians bickering about a joke, not bloods and crips feuding over a streetcorner.
I don't care for the dumb street talk either but they aren't just bickering, this is a fight for their livelyhood. Theft is theft and someone is a liar.
I love this one...Bill Burr goes on a tirade against the Philadelphia crowd that boos him...HAHAHAHA..
VERY NSFW
"7 minutes left, and I'm doin' all of it"
"...and I will be selling my CD after this!"
"And what about the Flyers, do they even exist anymore? They haven't won **** since Gerald Ford was in office, why don't you just have the ****ing ice capades out there instead, you probably wouldn't notice the difference. And remember that one season where they wore the slacks? You bunch of ******s"
"And what about the Flyers, do they even exist anymore? They haven't won **** since Gerald Ford was in office, why don't you just have the ****ing ice capades out there instead, you probably wouldn't notice the difference. And remember that one season where they wore the slacks? You bunch of ******s"
i nearly wet myself after that bit
Oh man his bit about Rocky Balboa was awesome!
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I think that was one of David's main points - Larry pretends to be some kind of blue collar red-neck, although he is making millions.
You were born and raised in Nebraska (hardly The South), went to private school and moved to Florida when you were 16. This is when you developed your accent?!
I think that was one of David's main points - Larry pretends to be some kind of blue collar red-neck, although he is making millions.
You were born and raised in Nebraska (hardly The South), went to private school and moved to Florida when you were 16. This is when you developed your accent?!
Hey, if "The Boss" Bruce can make it work, why can't others?
HA! We were just re-hashing this thread last night...funny timing. What I dont get is how this moron Mencia, after being called out on numerous bits, continues to steal stuff and put it ON FRIGGEN TV no less!!! I am sure the anwser is because he cannot write his own stuff so he has to jack other peoples....what a joker.
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