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Old 01-22-2006, 05:15 PM   #21
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YOu would think they would grind the body up and dump it down a drain.
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Old 01-22-2006, 05:21 PM   #22
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I think what Hollywood has taught your typical dumb gangster is that if you shoot someone (holding the gun sideways) they fall over and die and you move on. Chopping someone up into pieces requires a real commitment. It's much more mentally and physically challenging to chop a person up than it is to shoot them from your car as they come out of a wedding reception.
No, I was thinking cement shoes and Mr. Blonde and all that.
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Old 01-22-2006, 05:24 PM   #23
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YOu would think they would grind the body up and dump it down a drain.
I think that's probably harder than you think without leaving a mess and evidence. Yeesh, where is this thread going.
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Old 01-22-2006, 05:33 PM   #24
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No, I was thinking cement shoes and Mr. Blonde and all that.
Oh okay. Sorry. I was thinking along the lines of a gangster that drives a Honda, not a Cadillac or a Lincoln. They just don't seem like the types to really get dirty, although not having travelled in their circles I'm not sure.

Do we have gangsters like Mr. Blond in Calgary? I suppose we do. Creepy.
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Old 01-22-2006, 08:19 PM   #25
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Gang's typically shoot though, not chop people apart.
False.

Biker gangs have made this their M.O. for ever.
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Old 01-22-2006, 08:25 PM   #26
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YOu would think they would grind the body up and dump it down a drain.
Or burn the body to ashes and toss it in a river or field. Only problem is most people don't have an incincerator handy.
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Old 01-22-2006, 08:49 PM   #27
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False.

Biker gangs have made this their M.O. for ever.
Good point, tranny. I guess I was thinking more along the lines of Cartel's and whatnot, forgetting about the Bikers.
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Old 01-22-2006, 09:29 PM   #28
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I'd use acid.. porridge is WAY easier to dump down the drain...
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I'd use acid.. porridge is WAY easier to dump down the drain...
WRONG!
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Man if any of the police lurk on this fourm, With all this burn the body, chopped up or anything else they might think were all killers on here
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Wow, this thread turned into "How to dispose of dead bodies". Wasn't expecting that

How about burying at a cemetary? That's the last place they'll check for a dead body right?
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I think if you worked in a morgue, or were in charge of burning bodies at funeral homes, you could easily get away with murder.
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I did notice on the news tonight that they said they'd confirmed it was an arm. Also, what it said in the paper, that the identity of the person was known and the name would be released once the family was contacted. News is on at 11 but I doubt they'll be saying much more by then.
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I saw a guy hit by a c-train. That was pretty gnarly.
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Man if any of the police lurk on this fourm, With all this burn the body, chopped up or anything else they might think were all killers on here
*snickers* Yeah Flames fans are all demented psycho killers just like our idol THE DION whenever he steps onto the ice.
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So if they have a positive ID based on an arm, the victim has got to be a criminal right? With prints and what not on file with the police.

This has got to be gang retaliation of some sort.
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So if they have a positive ID based on an arm, the victim has got to be a criminal right? With prints and what not on file with the police.

This has got to be gang retaliation of some sort.
Thats what it feels like to me... like a Sicilian Message...

If they were able to ID the guy with a hand... odds are, he's a criminal, and has been fingerprinted before. At least we can all sleep a bit better knowing that its not some sadistic lunatic out there.
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^ ^ ^

Cop A: Hey Johnson, can you get off your ass and gimme a hand?

Johnson: *Throws arm at Cop A*
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only an arm? lammmmeeeee
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