Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community
Old 03-25-2025, 11:35 AM   #21
Robbob
Franchise Player
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Exp:
Default
key rings and phone chargers/charging cords
Robbob is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-25-2025, 11:36 AM   #22
Muta
Franchise Player
 
Muta's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Auckland, NZ
Exp:
Default
Door knobs and cabinet handles
Muta is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-25-2025, 11:36 AM   #23
Hockeyguy15
Franchise Player
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Exp:
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dion View Post
The lid and seats to the toilets. That will make the women folk quite unhappy
If you can stand to take a dump, why can't women stand and pee?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by calgaryblood View Post
Looks like you'll need one long before I will. May I suggest deflection king?
Hockeyguy15 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-25-2025, 11:37 AM   #24
Puppet Guy
Franchise Player
 
Puppet Guy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: the dark side of Sesame Street
Exp:
Default
Doorstops
__________________
"If Javex is your muse…then dive in buddy"

- Surferguy
Puppet Guy is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to Puppet Guy For This Useful Post:
Old 03-25-2025, 11:38 AM   #25
troutman
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
 
troutman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
Exp:
Default
Take the labels off all cans in the pantry. What’s for dinner tonight?
Last edited by troutman; 03-25-2025 at 11:50 AM.
troutman is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 03-25-2025, 11:41 AM   #26
fotze2
electric boogaloo
 
Join Date: Mar 2023
Exp:
Default
Butt virginity
fotze2 is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 03-25-2025, 11:43 AM   #27
Coach
Franchise Player
 
Coach's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Vancouver
Exp:
Default
A lot of people going for strangers' toilets....
__________________
Coach is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-25-2025, 11:44 AM   #28
gasman
Scoring Winger
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Exp:
Default
Wifi Router
gasman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-25-2025, 11:47 AM   #29
puffnstuff
Franchise Player
 
puffnstuff's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: wearing raccoons for boots
Exp:
Default
The kitchen table
puffnstuff is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 03-25-2025, 11:47 AM   #30
Locke
Franchise Player
 
Locke's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
Exp:
Default
Power cables.

Just take the cables from the TVs, computers, etc. You still have the things, but you cant turn them on.
__________________
The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!

This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.

The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans

If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
Locke is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 03-25-2025, 11:57 AM   #31
Manhattanboy
Franchise Player
 
Join Date: May 2004
Exp:
Default
Keys to the safe deposit box.
Manhattanboy is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 03-25-2025, 11:59 AM   #32
KelVarnsen
Franchise Player
 
KelVarnsen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Apartment 5A
Exp:
Default
Sex toys
KelVarnsen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-25-2025, 12:00 PM   #33
WideReceiver
Powerplay Quarterback
 
Join Date: Nov 2024
Exp:
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Looch City View Post
All left shoes.
I hate Trump and Poilievre so I’ll steal the right-foot shoes.
WideReceiver is online now   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to WideReceiver For This Useful Post:
Old 03-25-2025, 12:02 PM   #34
topfiverecords
Franchise Player
 
topfiverecords's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Park Hyatt Tokyo
Exp:
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by WideReceiver View Post
I hate Trump and Poilievre so I’ll steal the right-foot shoes.
Without a right shoe you will have a tendency to lean and go to the right, so you actually are better off stealing left shoes.
topfiverecords is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-25-2025, 12:09 PM   #35
Johnny Makarov
Franchise Player
 
Johnny Makarov's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2017
Exp:
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze2 View Post
Butt virginity
are you in the 'You are a rapist" thread?
__________________
Peter12 "I'm no Trump fan but he is smarter than most if not everyone in this thread. ”
Johnny Makarov is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 03-25-2025, 12:17 PM   #36
darockwilder
Powerplay Quarterback
 
darockwilder's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Exp:
Default
All the coat hangers
__________________
Sent from an adult man under a dumpster
darockwilder is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-25-2025, 12:19 PM   #37
bizaro86
Franchise Player
 
bizaro86's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Exp:
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by darockwilder View Post
All the coat hangers
Nah, just enough coat hangers that they're always 1 short
bizaro86 is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to bizaro86 For This Useful Post:
Old 03-25-2025, 12:29 PM   #38
Bigtime
Franchise Player
 
Bigtime's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary
Exp:
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by PaperBagger'14 View Post
The supreme nacho (you all know the one tortilla chip with all the best toppings) off of every order of nachos at a pub.
That's why I only go to places that have a rule that one person can't take all the fully loaded ones.
Bigtime is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Bigtime For This Useful Post:
Old 03-25-2025, 12:32 PM   #39
SutterBrother
First Line Centre
 
Join Date: Sep 2021
Exp:
Default
Extension cords.

It’s not the first time neither!
SutterBrother is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to SutterBrother For This Useful Post:
Old 03-25-2025, 12:46 PM   #40
Dion
Not a casual user
 
Dion's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
Exp:
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by SutterBrother View Post
Extension cords.

It’s not the first time neither!
jolinar of malkshor understands all too well
__________________
Dion is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 2 of 5 1 2 3 4 5

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 07:21 PM.
Calgary Flames
2024-25



Contact Us - Calgarypuck Forums - Unofficial Calgary Flames Community - Archive - Privacy Statement - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright Calgarypuck 2021 | See Our Privacy Policy