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Old 09-14-2016, 05:50 PM   #21
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Old 09-14-2016, 06:07 PM   #22
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"Surprise Mutha####a" from Dexter.
"I ####ed Ted" from Breaking Bad.


And like 95% of the things said on Arrested Development.
"Her?"
"Has anyone in this family even seen a chicken?"
"Get rid of the Seaward." "I'll leave when I'm good and ready."
"I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it."
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Old 09-14-2016, 06:20 PM   #23
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It's coming right for us!
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Old 09-14-2016, 06:37 PM   #25
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Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
Cyril: Call girl!
Archer: No Cyril, when they're dead they're just hookers!
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Old 09-14-2016, 06:49 PM   #26
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Old 09-14-2016, 07:36 PM   #27
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Kramer: (Answers the phone) "Yeah! What-Delay Industries!!??"

George: (Running, Screaming with trousers around his ankles)
"Vandelay! Vandelay! ..Say Vandelay!!!"..George collapses in defeat face down on the floor as Jerry enters

Jerry: "And you want to be my latex salesman?"
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Old 09-14-2016, 07:40 PM   #28
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Old 09-14-2016, 08:05 PM   #30
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This isn't one line obviously, but the amount of incredible lines Clay drops in this clip is why he's my namesake. Personal favorite though: "Aint no soul in the world that ####ing ungrateful"

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Old 09-14-2016, 08:25 PM   #31
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"I have an erection!" - Denny Crane

"Sit, hairball!" - Belker from Hill Street Blues

Also, I could quote WKRP all day long. That was such a great sitcom.
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Old 09-14-2016, 08:28 PM   #32
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Andy's line at the end...
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Old 09-14-2016, 10:12 PM   #33
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Old 09-14-2016, 11:16 PM   #34
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Old 09-14-2016, 11:19 PM   #35
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The ultimate game. Jack Donaghy playing with himself. It's a Jack-Off.

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Old 09-15-2016, 09:00 AM   #38
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30 Rock had so many, I will have to go back and look.
Still my favorite: "Never go with a hippie to a second location."

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"If you get the opportunity, you should kill yourself".....I remember being kinda floored when I first heard this line, but when you think about it he's actually being humane here. Still like the darkest, coldest line TV (or movies) has ever seen.

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Still my favorite: "Never go with a hippie to a second location."
Jenna: I drank all the throwing wine
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