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Old 04-01-2014, 08:17 AM   #21
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How has nobody else commented on this?

Is this another April Fools joke or did you actually become so angry you sharted yourself?
He not only sharted himself, he then managed to forget/lose the whereabouts of the shart deposit.
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Old 04-01-2014, 08:22 AM   #22
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I just lost my mind. The joke goes better if we can get to a new page with no reference to the joke
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Old 04-01-2014, 08:23 AM   #23
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Red Sky is the first person on my ignore list from today.

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Old 04-01-2014, 08:26 AM   #24
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The bum hurt is hilarious, I believed it for a second or two.
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Old 04-01-2014, 08:27 AM   #25
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I think, or at least hope, you mean figuratively...
Maybe he can't find it?
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Old 04-01-2014, 08:29 AM   #26
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I briefly had a lot of hatred for Mrs Gaudreau... Damn you red sky!
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Old 04-01-2014, 08:30 AM   #27
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For self preservation, avoid CP today... Got it.
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Old 04-01-2014, 08:32 AM   #28
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I was so mad at his Mom.... good one!!!
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Old 04-01-2014, 08:34 AM   #29
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Old 04-01-2014, 08:40 AM   #30
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Ha, joke's on you. Tapatalk shows the first line of the post so I wasn't fooled!
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Old 04-01-2014, 08:48 AM   #31
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April Fools is usually such a let down.

This was really well done.

Good Job, op!
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Old 04-01-2014, 08:54 AM   #32
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Ya got me.
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Old 04-01-2014, 08:59 AM   #33
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So disappointed when I saw this threat but opened it and felt a great deal of relief
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Old 04-01-2014, 08:59 AM   #34
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I predicted this in the JG thread. I was prepared.


Now if the mods could kindly provide his RL details as requested..
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Old 04-01-2014, 09:02 AM   #35
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For a second there I was prepared to intensify my unnecessary passive-aggressive efforts towards his mother for being a mother.
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Old 04-01-2014, 09:06 AM   #36
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Can't believe I actually fell for this for a second. Nice one.
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Old 04-01-2014, 09:09 AM   #37
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ha ha damn you got me, good one. After seeing all the jokes on facebook too, feel dumb now. I lost my $#@$% too.
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Old 04-01-2014, 09:17 AM   #38
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argh, you got me good.
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Old 04-01-2014, 09:21 AM   #39
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Spoiler!
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Old 04-01-2014, 09:21 AM   #40
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