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Old 12-06-2013, 02:01 PM   #21
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If you are in Club Seats, proper etiquette is to discuss your investments and oil deals throughout the game loud enough for your neighbor to hear.
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Old 12-06-2013, 02:32 PM   #23
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I think what this thread is in dire thirst of is a few more jokes about wealthy / business people not paying enough attention to the game because they are "not real fans".
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Old 12-06-2013, 02:34 PM   #24
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Old 12-06-2013, 02:36 PM   #25
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I think what this thread is in dire thirst of is a few more jokes about wealthy / business people not paying enough attention to the game because they are "not real fans".
They're definitely real fans, just in general more tame fans.
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Old 12-06-2013, 02:37 PM   #26
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I think what this thread is in dire thirst of is a few more jokes about wealthy / business people not paying enough attention to the game because they are "not real fans".
I am sitting in $167 seats tonight. Not quite club seats, but I will discussing my business deals with my date to impress her enough so when the kiss cam pans on us, I will score big time!
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Old 12-06-2013, 02:38 PM   #27
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I am sitting in $167 seats tonight. Not quite club seats, but I will discussing my business deals with my date to impress her enough so when the kiss cam pans on us, I will score big time!
Advice: please see my post about hip thrusts to the face
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They're definitely real fans, just in general more tame fans.

Well I'm a pretty "rabid" fan but I certainly behave differently if I'm at a game with a client (unless they are also a rabid fan) than I would with my buddies. I don't think there's anything wrong or weird about that.
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Old 12-06-2013, 03:15 PM   #30
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Proper Club seat etiquette is to not leave early in an effort to beat the traffic.
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Old 12-06-2013, 03:23 PM   #31
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Is peeing in the corner back on the table now that we have determined that sec 108 is indeed not club seating??
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my wife and i went to a game a couple years ago and we were 2 or 3 rows behind the penalty box. i had a blast (especially when the canucks got penalties.... man did i chirp them!!)

what drove me nuts was the girl (probably 12-14 years old) sitting beside me who never looked up the entire game - she just sat there texting her friends.

i wanted to smack her.... you're sitting in a $200 seat at a flames/canucks game where the flames absolutely dominated the diving canucks and all you're going to do is sit there and text all game - ahhhhh!!!!!
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Old 12-06-2013, 06:55 PM   #33
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Remember to call the waiter "Jeeves" and refer to him as your butler. Also, don't forget to ask "jeeves" to get your car when the game is done.
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Well now I feel really dumb...

For some reason, I just assumed that "club seats" meant box seats/private suite. That's why I was looking for advice. Turns up we were with all the common folk anyway.

We ended up in the row directly in front of the box seats and were directly behind the Flames attack end. Decent seats (was really hoping for a shootout) but the crowd was indeed quiet and very much reserved compared to the 2nd and especially the 3rd level.

Thanks for all the help anyway!
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I am sitting in $167 seats tonight. Not quite club seats, but I will discussing my business deals with my date to impress her enough so when the kiss cam pans on us, I will score big time!

Have you thought about putting your junk in a box and giving it to her for Christmas?
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Have you thought about putting your junk in a box and giving it to her for Christmas?
Thought about it. But she usually takes what I buy her and returns it to the store anyways.

Scared to think how mall security would handle my junk
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Thought about it. But she usually takes what I buy her and returns it to the store anyways.

Scared to think how mall security would handle my junk
Not to mention, the guy running behind her screaming.
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