1980-85: Mid-week, swamped. Damn, can't wait for Friday.
1986: Thursday - Boss: Guess what! You can have tomorrow off.
You: Really! The weekend has arrived. Yessss!
Boss: No, not really. Please come in early tomorrow.
You:
So close.
1987-88: Friday morning: Almost there, alllllmmmost.
1989: Woohoo, Friday night! Let's party!
1990-91: Saturday, not quite as good as last night but still pretty good times.
1992-95: Sunday. Coming down, don't understand what's happening.
1996-2000: The longest Monday of your life.
2001-03: Mid-week again. Please sweet baby Jesus, just get me through this.
2003-04: Friday again, woohoo! Not quite as good as last Friday but damn close.
2004-05: Late Friday night. Drank too much, totally blacked out. What the
hell happened anyway?
2006-09: Saturday, good times. Just coasting off the vibes of Friday.
2009-13: Sunday, coming down again. I gotta stop with the tequilla. Loss of
motor skills, diminished sense of direction and motivation problems.
2013-future: Monday again. Time to roll up the sleeves.
