Can just anybody buy bull semen?

[Muffins]

Bears are just waking up from hibernation and probably looking for a good time....Some would call this a win win.

[First Lady]

Originally Posted by Cecil Terwilliger

Is it somehow more or less disgusting to be pelted with human vs dog vs bull semen?

Yes.

[Cecil Terwilliger]

Originally Posted by First Lady

Yes.

So which is it, more or less?

And more or less for which type? Human is the "best" and bull is the "worst"? Other way around?

Perhaps you could make some sort of infographic showing us the spectrum of semens and how they rank in terms of "most disgusting" all the way to "that's not so bad".

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by Cecil Terwilliger

I was just throwing out animal names. I was gonna say mouse but seems to me that would take way too long to get the desired amounts.

But seriously, if OP needs semen for a prank, who gives a #### what kind. Is it somehow more or less disgusting to be pelted with human vs dog vs bull semen?

Why not mix mayo and olive oil and heat it in the microwave for a couple of minutes then lie to your buddy that its wombat goo.

I'm sure there are all sorts of receipes for making fake baby juice on the internet.

[CaptainCrunch]

ummm nsfw

NSFW!

[Kybosh]

I was eating a beef donair when I read this. Was.

[Cecil Terwilliger]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

ummm nsfw

NSFW!

Only time I've ever felt ill watching a movie. Honest to god that scene made me gag.

The worst is when he's drizzling it on his tongue and you hear some guy say "I think I've had this kind before".

[metallicat]

This thread is ridiculous. Why don't you just tell is what you want this for sliver? Sorry for trying to ruin the fun for everyone else.

/debbiedowner

[First Lady]

Originally Posted by Cecil Terwilliger

Perhaps you could make some sort of infographic showing us the spectrum of semens ....

Nah, think I will leave it at "yes" and let CP imaginations do the rest. lol

[MrMastodonFarm]

Originally Posted by Cecil Terwilliger

Perhaps you could make some sort of infographic showing us the spectrum of semens and how they rank in terms of "most disgusting" all the way to "that's not so bad".

Doesn't First Lady's daughter run some sort of stripper/escort "service". Maybe trade secrets come up at Sunday dinner?

[Northendzone]

i fully expected to come in here and read that a fella could just go down to the bull semen district (which is located in the area around X street and Y avenue) make a purchase and then be on his way to create mayhem (or whatever it is that you could use this product for) - and all that is in here is a bunch of really funny comments and the obiligatory joke about fotze's mom.

i laughed and cried and am leaving somewhat dissapointed.......

[First Lady]

Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm

Doesn't First Lady's daughter run some sort of stripper/escort "service". Maybe trade secrets come up at Sunday dinner?

Yes, it's a stripper / topless waitressing / "shows"; but no escort services.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by First Lady

Yes, it's a stripper / topless waitressing / "shows"; but no escort services.

My Birthday is in October.

Just thought I'd put that out there.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by Cecil Terwilliger

Only time I've ever felt ill watching a movie. Honest to god that scene made me gag.

The worst is when he's drizzling it on his tongue and you hear some guy say "I think I've had this kind before".

Its still warm

So fresh

[First Lady]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

My Birthday is in October.

Just thought I'd put that out there.

Her agency is in Australia... but she might be bringing a few girls in for Stampede.

[CaptainCrunch]

I can change my birth certificate

[Superflyer]

Originally Posted by Northendzone

i fully expected to come in here and read that a fella could just go down to the bull semen district (which is located in the area around X street and Y avenue) make a purchase and then be on his way to create mayhem (or whatever it is that you could use this product for) - and all that is in here is a bunch of really funny comments and the obiligatory joke about fotze's mom.

i laughed and cried and am leaving somewhat dissapointed.......

Hank Scorpio: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some bull semen.
Hank Scorpio: Bull semen? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Bull semen! Homer, there's four places. There's the bull semen Hut, that's on third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Hank Scorpio: There's bull-semen-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Hank Scorpio: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the bull semen complex on third.
Homer: Oh, the bull semen district!
Hank Scorpio: That's right.

Hank Scorpio: Back to the bull semen, my friend. You know, there's a little place called Mary Ann's bull semen. The nice thing about that place is Mary Ann gets in the bull semen with you.
[laughs]
Hank Scorpio: I'm just kidding.
Homer: Oh.


Holy crap does this work!

[awildermode]

Originally Posted by Sliver

Part I: I'm hoping to find some bull semen, but I'm wondering if you need to be a farmer or something? Where would you go for this?

Part II: Can you buy empty paint balls? I've done some Googling but am not finding anything super helpful.

I need all this to come together by June 23.

TIA

did you try Hawaii?

[Northendzone]

I have marked Bull Semen day on June 23 in my calender.

I fully expect to reading about the aftermath of this in the newpaper.

[Bertuzzied]

Can't wait to see baby minotaurs running around Calgary soon. so cute!