02-14-2011, 10:34 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Airdrie, Alberta
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There is only one thing to get her for VD. Penicillin
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02-14-2011, 10:37 AM
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#22
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: H-Town, Texas
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Originally Posted by To Be Quite Honest
I found out recently that my woman isn't into VD. Well what do ya now!
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You umm.. might want to rephrase that or edit your post. 
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02-14-2011, 10:37 AM
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#23
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I got heritage classic tickets so I'm not complaining about the crap I had to buy her.
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02-14-2011, 10:40 AM
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#24
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Flowers on Saturday and dinner last night, we're both busy tonight.
She got me Lindt chocolates. Yum.
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02-14-2011, 10:42 AM
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#25
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: I don't belong here
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I totally forgot. Not getting her anything anyway, but if she's lucky I'll let her have sex with me tonight.
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02-14-2011, 10:46 AM
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#26
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Originally Posted by BigBrodieFan
You umm.. might want to rephrase that or edit your post. |
Nope... Too late LOL. Speeling errors happen when you just wake up!
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02-14-2011, 10:51 AM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary...Alberta, Canada
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It's Hallmark, not Halmark.
We went to a movie Saturday to mark the occasion.
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02-14-2011, 10:59 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: DeWinton, AB
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I think a lot of people are going away from the "OMG VALENTINES DAY" crap that i grew up with.
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02-14-2011, 11:01 AM
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#29
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Supporting Urban Sprawl
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I am taking my wife and kids out to dinner some place cheap, and then if I am lucky I might get to grope my wife for 30 seconds as she is sleeping later on.
Who said romance is dead?
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02-14-2011, 11:06 AM
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#30
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Norm!
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What you need for a happy valentines day.
1) Ski mask
2) 4 pieces of rope cut to equal size
3) Ether
4) Make sure that you know what you're address is so that you don't go to the wrong house by mistake
Simply put on the mask, barge into your house with the ropes hanging from one hand and yell surprise. Then take off the mask. Chicks dig this kinda romance.
If you accidentily enter the wrong house, run don't walk home and make sure that you tell you're wife that you've been working on a project in the garage for the last 4 hours. Do you understand? I was in the garage!
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02-14-2011, 11:07 AM
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Norm!
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Oh and the ether, thats for you.
Total buzz.
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02-14-2011, 11:25 AM
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#32
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Dances with Wolves
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Section 304
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Mine already received a firm, open palmed slap on the ass ... so she's covered for the next 364 days.
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02-14-2011, 12:17 PM
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#33
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Calgary.
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^^ and I appreciate her not suing me.
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02-14-2011, 12:22 PM
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#35
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
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cut a hole in box
insert penis into box
happy valentines!
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02-14-2011, 12:28 PM
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#36
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Calgary.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale
cut a hole in box
insert penis into box
happy valentines!
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Sorry - little confused here. Do I cut the hole before or after I place the box on her head?
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02-14-2011, 12:38 PM
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#37
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Calgary
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Chocolate sauce.
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02-14-2011, 12:51 PM
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#38
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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My Valentines day present to my wife will be making sure I don't burn the house down before she returns tomorrow.
Low expectations ftw.
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02-14-2011, 01:01 PM
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#39
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm
Trap.
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02-14-2011, 01:04 PM
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#40
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WilsonFourTwo
Sorry - little confused here. Do I cut the hole before or after I place the box on her head?
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Why bother, just go for the fourth hole, you know the one behind the knee.
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