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Old 02-02-2011, 11:29 AM   #21
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You get groundhog day off?
Oh, crap. It's not a...

(runs to shower)
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Old 02-02-2011, 12:28 PM   #22
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I'd say the same about Cheese.
Cheese is wonderful, delicious and an exciting mixture of biology and chemistry.

Sorry, but someone's gotta defend cheese.
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Old 02-02-2011, 12:30 PM   #23
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I dated a girl once who was the self crowned Miss Nude Balzac.
Holy Sh*t!!! DAD????
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Balzac Billy crawled out of his hole this morning only to run right back in after seeing his shadow, heralding six more weeks of bitter cold, arse freezing, nose dripping, mustache icing winter for Albertans....


.....meanwhile in the east, Ontario's Wiarton Willie, Nova Scotia's Shubenacadie Sam and Pennsylvania's Punxsutawney Phil, are all forecasting early springs with beautiful warm weather typical to that found in the Caribbean.

umm, if I didnt know you were a Vegan, I'd probably say, "bite me!" at this point!
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Old 02-02-2011, 03:15 PM   #27
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What's the difference between a groundhog and a gopher?



"License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote. "
 
Old 02-02-2011, 03:38 PM   #28
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What's the difference between a groundhog and a gopher?



"License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote. "
Groundhogs are bigger.

Also, people often mix up ground squirrels and gophers which are not the same thing.
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^ Australia has gophers to, they just call them cane toads.
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Is it Groundhog day again? Seems like just yesterday...
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