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Old 01-21-2011, 10:09 AM   #21
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Why do hot girls have such a hold over us, why CaptainCrunch?!? WHYYY
I could give you some kind of scientific explanation, quote the New England Journal of Medicine.

Rip off some lines from the Simpson's, Family Guy.

Quote some passages from the bible.

But the bottom line is

and as tough as we think we are

And that we don't need them

A girl with a big set of boobies, and a slightly vacant look in her eyes is the greatest force power ever created.

A girl merely has to show some clevage and wave her hand across our face and say

"You will take the garbage out"

or

"You will give me your credit card"

And it will happen.

I've always said that if a girl decides that she wants ultimate power over her guy, all she has to do once a year during sex is be on top.
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Old 01-21-2011, 10:28 AM   #22
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thread should be titled:

Man's REAL best friend's are jugs!

See, now we've covered both asspects* of the picture



*spelling error on purpose
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Old 01-21-2011, 10:34 AM   #23
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OMFG FRIENDS IS THE ####ING PLURAL OF FRIEND.

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Old 01-21-2011, 10:54 AM   #24
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Why do hot girls have such a hold over us, why CaptainCrunch?!? WHYYY
Starts with "V" and rhymes with the capital of Saskatchewan.
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Old 01-21-2011, 11:07 AM   #25
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But an attractive woman delivering liters and liters of booze...
You always pay for it in the end, one way or another.
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