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Old 05-21-2011, 10:52 AM   #301
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Old 05-21-2011, 10:59 AM   #302
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As my post indicated, I was pretty hammered last night on grounds that the world was ending so #### it.

I am now at work... regretting that choice.

The World wasn't even supposed to be here today!
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Old 05-21-2011, 11:04 AM   #303
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In a surprising plot twist, it turned out that God was a druid
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Old 05-21-2011, 11:13 AM   #304
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So the Macho Man is the only non-sinner among us.
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Old 05-21-2011, 11:14 AM   #305
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my prediction of what Camping says on May 22:

"I must have put a decimal point in the wrong place or something. Sh*t. I always do that. I always mess up some mundane detail."
Put this guy in Federal Pound Me In The &*! Prison
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Old 05-21-2011, 11:24 AM   #306
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well I was putting off mowing the lawn
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Old 05-21-2011, 11:40 AM   #307
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If you can't think of a good rapture joke, don't worry. It's not the end of the world.
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Old 05-21-2011, 11:55 AM   #308
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^^^ Haha pure gold
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Old 05-21-2011, 12:27 PM   #309
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The official Facebook page has been removed, LOL.
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Old 05-21-2011, 12:39 PM   #310
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Stupid people are stupid.

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Camping's predictions have inspired other groups to rally behind the May 21 date. People have quit their jobs and left their families to get the message out.

"Knowing the date of the end of the world changes all your future plans," says 27-year-old Adrienne Martinez.

She thought she'd go to medical school, until she began tuning in to Family Radio. She and her husband, Joel, lived and worked in New York City. But a year ago, they decided they wanted to spend their remaining time on Earth with their infant daughter.

"My mentality was, why are we going to work for more money? It just seemed kind of greedy to me. And unnecessary," she says.

And so, her husband adds, "God just made it possible — he opened doors. He allowed us to quit our jobs, and we just moved, and here we are."

Now they are in Orlando, in a rented house, passing out tracts and reading the Bible. Their daughter is 2 years old, and their second child is due in June. Joel says they're spending the last of their savings. They don't see a need for one more dollar.

"You know, you think about retirement and stuff like that," he says. "What's the point of having some money just sitting there?"

"We budgeted everything so that, on May 21, we won't have anything left," Adrienne adds.

Nothing, except for the fervent hope that all of them will be raptured.
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Old 05-21-2011, 12:44 PM   #311
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UPDATE FROM CAMPING CENTRAL: Rapture will take place @ 12 AM Jerusalem Time, 5 PM EDT. Link
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So the Macho Man is the only non-sinner among us.

The Macho Man is the only reason the Rapture hasn't occurred. He's dropping elbows on all those #######s upstairs
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Maybe he meant Raptor, not Rapture, and his people have cloned a dinosaur.
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UPDATE FROM CAMPING CENTRAL: Rapture will take place @ 12 AM Jerusalem Time, 5 PM EDT. Link
You can tell from reading that article that he's lost the faith in Camping.

This is probably it for Mr. Camping.
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Well, it's now May 22nd here in Japan and nothing has happened. I have to say I'm a little dissapointed, I was hoping to see some rapture action. I'm sure there will be another doomsday prediction coming up soon though and we can all try again! Or maybe we're all really dead right now and this is actually some kind of dream state that we're stuck in. Either way nothing was burning and no one was lifted into the heavens. Boring.
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Old 05-21-2011, 01:40 PM   #316
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Don't want to alarm you guys any more than I have to, BUT A VOLCANO JUST STARTED ERUPTING IN ICELAND.

http://www.icelandreview.com/iceland..._0_a_id=378069
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Don't want to alarm you guys any more than I have to, BUT A VOLCANO JUST STARTED ERUPTING IN ICELAND.

http://www.icelandreview.com/iceland..._0_a_id=378069
I guess the ash clouds will cause the Rapture and international flights to be postponed.
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Old 05-21-2011, 01:49 PM   #318
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Here's a message board where Campings people hang out, but its mostly just atheists and other christians who are mocking them, good times!

http://www.departout.com/index.php?f=6
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Old 05-21-2011, 02:17 PM   #320
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That's really stupid.. but it's also sad. Life just thrown away.
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