You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? Now with 3x more gears...

[Titan2]

Originally Posted by Titan2

Wait, I thought your user name was German for

NSFW!

C u n t?

And your new user name is two

NSFW!

c u n t s

or

NSFW!

c u n t

squared? Have I been wrong this whole time?

I was right! According to Google anyways, (####, can't copy pasta here. Dumb '80s software.)

[Monahammer]

Originally Posted by Senator Clay Davis

Bidets are nice in theory, but I'm not holding my dump for six hours if I'm at work.

If I poop elsewhere, I just visit my bidet at earliest convenience to finalize the issue.

[PaperBagger'14]

The NW is meant for elderly people who want to be close to the mountains but never actually go there. “We love having the mountains this close” says Gladys, on her way to Coop to get her heart pills.

[Titan2]

Originally Posted by curves2000

Divorce in 2025 RGMG's. blah, blather, blah, Personally I am not married or have children but ...

Cool. What else do you have no experience in but can tell others what they should do? Space travel? Making people laugh at parties? Sex with another person present?

Originally Posted by troutman

More blather...

Aren't you a bartender or, a professional trout fisherman, or a DJ, or work at Frank slide or something? WTH do YOU know?!?!?!

[Titan2]

Originally Posted by Monahammer

If I poop elsewhere, I just visit my bidet at earliest convenience to finalize the issue.

Do you actually do this? Like, you have an emergency deuce at the mall and then as soon as you get home, you sit on the bidet without going again, just to take care of the paperwork, so to speak?

[Knut]

I can leave work at 4:30 and by 5:00 be Stand-up Paddleboarding or Kayaking without leaving the city. Not sure what isn't great about that.

[Titan2]

Originally Posted by Shazam

If you're not washing your anus with soap and water after every poop, you're walking around with poop on your ass.

Originally Posted by PepsiFree

You don’t ever go in lakes or pools or oceans?

On first read, I thought PoopsiFree was advocating lakes, pools and oceans as a poor man's bidet to Shazam.

[Titan2]

Originally Posted by Knut

I can leave work at 4:30 and by 5:00 be Stand-up Paddleboarding or Kayaking without leaving the city. Not sure what isn't great about that.

Apparently, it is all the ####, germs, and parasites, according to some... But that is just the dog park. DO NOT GO IN THE LAKE!! Or be an adult, have a shower and enjoy your life. Whatevs.

[troutman]

Originally Posted by Titan2

Aren't you a bartender or, a professional trout fisherman, or a DJ, or work at Frank slide or something? WTH do YOU know?!?!?!

I’ve been everywhere, man.

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by peter12

I’m on a Harbour Air flight back to Vancouver from Victoria and uhhh nothing really is grinding my gears today. Excited to see my wife and little boy. My brother came out today from Toronto to visit for a few days so that is pretty awesome too.

Hygge will be had?

[Johnny Makarov]

Why would one of my peons think it was a good idea to order and extra 70 sandwich boxes for the event today... lol

Sure they were great but i'll be eating this for the next 10 days!

[Shazam]

Originally Posted by Monahammer

If I poop elsewhere, I just visit my bidet at earliest convenience to finalize the issue.

I too visit your bidet.

[SportsJunky]

Originally Posted by Shazam

Can't wait until I have an AI powered bidet that goes directly into Lake Chestermere.

Why did you name your butthole Lake Chestemere?

[Monahammer]

Originally Posted by Senator Clay Davis

I'm a pretty huge proponent of squeezing it out when the body says so. Try and tuck it back in and it might not come out later, or it might be a lesser excretion. Lol, anyway, great way to waste away work, talking about lake communities and bidets and dogs and ####ting at work. God Bless CP.

I was thinking about this too. It's like an exponential version of pooping on the clock if you can post to CP about pooping on the clock after having pooped on the clock.

[Monahammer]

Originally Posted by Shazam

I too visit your bidet.

Shazam, when the hemorrhoid roared.

[PepsiFree]

Originally Posted by Titan2

On first read, I thought PoopsiFree was advocating lakes, pools and oceans as a poor man's bidet to Shazam.

I mean for anyone who doesn’t have a bidet and hasn’t showered since their last poop that is basically how they work, so… kind of!

[ResAlien]

There aren't people showering after every poop are there?

[Senator Clay Davis]

I mean a bidet is effectively an anal shower, so in that sense I suppose there are.

[Hemi-Cuda]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

Near impossible. Well, it was about six months ago. They open it up early, which means eastern Canada takes all the spots before you take your morning piss. You could try getting up early enough, but it's just a gamble anyway and may take days, so I gave up on the idea. Maybe it's better now.

Actually the limits reset twice each day, once at 7am EST and once at 7pm EST. I just set an alarm for 5pm, and then started spamming the create an account button and was able to get in after a few tries. I don't actually have to renew my passport for a few months yet, but I was able to create the online account so hopefully it'll come in handy when it's time

[Fuzz]

Ah, so they added the second one since I tried. Hopefully in 10 years when I need a new one we will have progressed to the point where a drone can just tattoo it on my face.