Okay Okay Okay.....THIS is the video I have been subconsciously waiting for (nevermind what that says about my subconscious....stay focused). First, ignore the pink flamingo-cow things with the O-ring mouths. Now, whenever the other hairy dude says "Phenomenon", substitue "Dion Phaneuf".
There IS video out there of this actually being done by, I believe, Macguire on TSN but I haven't found it. This is the do-it-yourself version.