09-12-2007, 06:49 PM
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True story
I pull up at the lights to this nice black altima coup with the windows down and this cute asian girl in the drivers seat. My friend dares me to say something to her, so I say "Nice car." She says "Thanks." I say, " 3.5SE?" She says "of course." I say "Well, we can meet for coffee to discuss more, interested?" She says "Sure" and shouts her and number at me, then drives off.
I wish I can tell you guys I remember her number...but because I was driving, with no pen, and a useless passenger who can't even remember why he's in my car...no coffee date.
So if anyone out there knows an asian girl driving a 2008 Altima coup 3.5SE, let me know 
Last edited by TheyCallMeBruce; 09-12-2007 at 06:55 PM.
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09-12-2007, 06:49 PM
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#22
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Norm!
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Hello my name is such and such
I can't decide whether I'm sauve or sophisticated, maybe you can help me decide.
Why don't I open a bottle of wine while you tell me everything you like about me.
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09-12-2007, 06:49 PM
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#23
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Had an idea!
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Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
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09-12-2007, 06:52 PM
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#24
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Norm!
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Spit in her face and tell her that she needs to get out of her wet clothes (I kid I kid)
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09-12-2007, 06:57 PM
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#25
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Likes Cartoons
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My friend, in his drunk stupor, walked up to a girl and asked, "Hey baby, is that a gun in your dress or are you just happy to see me?"
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09-12-2007, 07:00 PM
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#26
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheyCallMeBruce
So if anyone out there knows an asian girl driving a 2008 Altima coup 3.5SE, let me know |
473-8647 
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09-12-2007, 07:01 PM
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#27
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Originally Posted by Eddie Bronze
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Haha, probably. There were 7s in there...I think.
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09-12-2007, 07:13 PM
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#28
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Wherever you go there you are.
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Gee you would figure it would have been the 775-9982 number.
On topic:
Hey baby, if you were an escalator I'd go down on you all night. 
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09-12-2007, 07:19 PM
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#29
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#1 Goaltender
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
I can't decide whether I'm sauve or sophisticated, maybe you can help me decide.
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This just might work if you're Bob, but never if you're Phil Sauve.
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09-12-2007, 07:23 PM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."
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09-12-2007, 07:33 PM
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#31
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Likes Cartoons
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cliche
Gee you would figure it would have been the 775-9982 number.
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Which one is the rejection number? the Eddie one or yours? or are they both the same.
Yeah, that would have made sense if I had asked for her number. I didn't lol.
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09-12-2007, 07:38 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Apr 2006
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Mine is the rejection number. There's actually a full website for it, with 10 Canadian cities listed. So all the calls can be more or less local.
http://www.rejectionhotline.com/numbers.aspx
Fun and 30 seconds of google search time.
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09-12-2007, 07:40 PM
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#33
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Likes Cartoons
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Haha, awesome
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09-12-2007, 07:47 PM
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#34
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Do you realize that giraffes have extremely long necks? (Wait for look of utter confusion) I know you think they have long necks…but they are longer than you could ever anticipate it really it’s an amazing feat of nature
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09-12-2007, 07:56 PM
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#36
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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Hey baby, why don't you sit down on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
The weirdest thing that acutally worked for me was to pinch a girl's ass on the way out of the bar at closing time. I'd never met her before, hadn't even talked to her in the bar that night, but she caught up to me outside the bar and wound up coming home with me. She wasn't a hag either ... pretty cute in fact.
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09-12-2007, 08:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ford Prefect
Hey baby, why don't you sit down on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
The weirdest thing that acutally worked for me was to pinch a girl's ass on the way out of the bar at closing time. I'd never met her before, hadn't even talked to her in the bar that night, but she caught up to me outside the bar and wound up coming home with me. She wasn't a hag either ... pretty cute in fact.
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They're ALL cute at closing time.
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09-12-2007, 08:29 PM
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#38
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pope04
They're ALL cute at closing time.
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Ya, ya ... I know. But this one was actually still cute the next morning. That was the really surprising part.
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09-12-2007, 08:37 PM
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#39
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hey..... ..... you'll do.
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09-12-2007, 08:39 PM
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#40
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Had an idea!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheyCallMeBruce
My friend, in his drunk stupor, walked up to a girl and asked, "Hey baby, is that a gun in your dress or are you just happy to see me?"
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