02-18-2026, 08:33 PM
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#5641
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Crash and Bang Winger
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Originally Posted by MissTeeks
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Me thinks the Coilers’ dooshbag quotient just wasn’t high enough anymore, thus this move…
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02-18-2026, 09:46 PM
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#5642
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by MissTeeks
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I love how the image nhl.com used for the story is of Coffey giving Bouchard the Tony Soprano I'm going to kill you you ####ing moron look, the equipment guys are thinking "prepare the apparatus", and Nurse is replaying the nightmares in his head.
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02-18-2026, 09:48 PM
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#5643
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Vancouver
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The return of an 80's Oiler to babysit is a strong indicator of collapse.
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02-18-2026, 10:40 PM
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#5644
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Scoring Winger
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This is almost special edition Gaskal tier.
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02-18-2026, 11:25 PM
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#5645
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Franchise Player
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He's back and no one is happy, way to read the room Cats.
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02-18-2026, 11:46 PM
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#5646
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chummer
He's back and no one is happy, way to read the room Cats.
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Is there a casting couch in the room? No? Then Katz doesn't care if he reads it or not.
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‘You see in Calgary, [Ryan] Huska is no joke. It’s good. He’s really set on a specific model defensively. If you can be reliable, you have the freedom to play offence.’
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02-19-2026, 12:01 AM
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#5647
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Fearmongerer
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Wondering when # became hashtag and not a number sign.
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02-19-2026, 12:08 AM
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#5648
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#1 Goaltender
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"I think the eye test is still good, but analytics can sure give you confirmation: what you see...is that what you really believe?"
Scotty Bowman, 0 NHL games played
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02-19-2026, 12:25 AM
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#5649
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All I can get
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Should bring back Slats too while they’re at it.
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02-19-2026, 03:05 AM
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#5650
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop
Should bring back Slats too while they’re at it.
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I hear he's a real haberdasher.
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02-19-2026, 07:55 AM
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#5651
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Surprised they didn't get Messier or Gretz, Coffey's had his turn on the casting couch.
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Matthew Tkachuk apologist.
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02-19-2026, 08:59 AM
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#5652
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Sherwood Park, AB
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All the Oilers' fans at work here are absolutely pumped. Think they were just a Coffey behind the bench away from cup favorites. ####ing muppets.
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02-19-2026, 09:09 AM
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#5653
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Are they ever going to figure out that Nurse is just outright bad, and no amount of coaching is going to make him a 1st or 2nd pairing Dman? And that you aren't paying the Bouch bomb for his defence (although, some laser eye surgery might do wonders), so you have to live with the neverending series of turnovers and lack of compete in his own zone?
It's just a bad core, and spending $19.5 million on those two is going to keep it that way. It simply can't be fixed while they are on the team...which I am all good with.
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02-19-2026, 12:08 PM
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#5654
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: San Fernando Valley
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This pretty well confirms that barring a Stanley Cup win, Knoblauch will not be back next season as Oilers head coach.
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02-19-2026, 12:14 PM
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#5655
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All I can get
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The guy didn’t even want the job to begin with, so the only reason he was cajoled back was filthy lucre. He’s probably paid more than the head coach, so that won’t go over well either.
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02-19-2026, 11:19 PM
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#5656
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Rebiggling, Alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop
The guy didn’t even want the job to begin with, so the only reason he was cajoled back was filthy lucre. He’s probably paid more than the head coach, so that won’t go over well either.
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But the staff discounted bobby nick burgers…
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02-20-2026, 01:37 AM
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#5657
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop
The guy didn’t even want the job to begin with, so the only reason he was cajoled back was filthy lucre. He’s probably paid more than the head coach, so that won’t go over well either.
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Katz gave Coffey a cut of the 50/50
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02-20-2026, 08:06 AM
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#5658
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: San Fernando Valley
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Ownership meddling. You hate it when it's happening for a team you cheer for but nothing better when it's happening to a team you cheer against. I hope that little couch sniffing pervert has some other aces up his sleeve to force on management.
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02-20-2026, 08:34 AM
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#5659
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Rebiggling, Alberta
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Nurse on Mavi:
Even if the look on McDavid’s face doesn’t exactly scream ‘fun’.
“I’m sure he’s having fun on the inside,” Nurse said.
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Now we know! All of awkward pictures and uncomfortable looks are because Mavi is too busy having fun inside to look happy outside.
Go Canada Go!
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02-20-2026, 09:22 AM
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#5660
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Crash and Bang Winger
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cam_calderon
Surprised they didn't get Messier or Gretz, Coffey's had his turn on the casting couch.
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Yep, Gretz on the bench with a water bottle of scotch telling them how he used to do it. Mess in the GM's office telling him he is stupid and phoning Katz to say he wants to be GM.
They all figure some of Sather's genius rubbed off on them.
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