You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? Now with 3x more gears...

[Locke]

Originally Posted by DoubleF

lol. What kind of estimate is literally called "####ing Everywhere, Bro"?

The best kind. That is the kind of specificity that I demand from my automotive professionals.

[puffnstuff]

Originally Posted by TorqueDog

Because they usually specify where the damage being estimated is on the vehicle, and since it's Calgary NE-grade hail damage... well... the damage is literally fuсking everywhere, bro.

Also, glad to see some clarification on why the tires were switched so early.

Theres a couple other things that catch the eye...

Like the problem with the fuel tank. And the shade about not having turn signals, a true BMW

[DoubleF]

Originally Posted by TorqueDog

Because they usually specify where the damage being estimated is on the vehicle, and since it's Calgary NE-grade hail damage... well... the damage is literally fuсking everywhere, bro.

Also, glad to see some clarification on why the tires were switched so early.

Indeed. But I meant, that in those words, it's something I'd say out loud... for it to be officially on the Carfax report verbatim rather than something formal like, "entire vehicle" is the hilarious part.

[Ironhorse]

You guys realize that TorqueDog is manually editing those reports right?

[TorqueDog]

Oh my god, gents. I was reinforcing my earlier point that anyone can convincingly (or not, if they're so inclined) edit a CarFax report, so you should always insist on getting the original URL hosted by CarFax themselves. I even reduced the number of claims listed and changed the amounts of the hail damage.

[getbak]

"option not installed from factory"

That's gold, Jerry. Gold!

[WhiteTiger]

To get back to the classics...


I have been driving a lot lately, to clear my mind.


For the love of whatever you hold holy, if you are merging onto a road that is 80, 100 or 110, use the merge lane and GET UP TO SPEED! Merging at 50-60 is dangerous and nucking futs!

[cam_calderon]

Originally Posted by WhiteTiger

To get back to the classics...


I have been driving a lot lately, to clear my mind.


For the love of whatever you hold holy, if you are merging onto a road that is 80, 100 or 110, use the merge lane and GET UP TO SPEED! Merging at 50-60 is dangerous and nucking futs!

To add to this though, strugglers in the adjacent lane who have no regard for people merging and do not accelerate or slow down accordingly, and don't move over into the free lane.

[DoubleF]

Originally Posted by TorqueDog

Oh my god, gents. I was reinforcing my earlier point that anyone can convincingly (or not, if they're so inclined) edit a CarFax report, so you should always insist on getting the original URL hosted by CarFax themselves. I even reduced the number of claims listed and changed the amounts of the hail damage.

Yep. That whooshing sound might not have been a car driving past at high rates of speed... Lol.

My brain was like, "how is this legit something on a car fax, it looks made up..." But brain also never clicked it was made up.

[Ironhorse]

Originally Posted by cam_calderon

To add to this though, strugglers in the adjacent lane who have no regard for people merging and do not accelerate or slow down accordingly, and don't move over into the free lane.

Or the ######bag who speeds up to close the gap so you can’t go in front of them. Usually a Ram pickup.

[fotze2]

I wish people would STFU about the superbowl halftime show.

a. I hate football so do not watch a second of it
b. If I could never hear about Bad Bunny again it would be too soon.
c. All these right wing idiots going on and on about it. The left isn't much better. How do you block all that content.
d. The most boring nothingburger.

[undercoverbrother]

What's the superbowl?

[puffnstuff]

Its a really good owl...like a superb owl

[Fuzz]

The news is funny this morning, because I know there was a superbowl with two teams, but I have no clue who they were or who won. But I do know that without a doubt, Bad Bunny beat the #### outa MAGA, and they are not happy about it.

[PepsiFree]

The Seattle Seahawks beat the New England Patriots to win the Super Bowl. I didn’t watch but it comes up with some fireworks when you google it.

I didn’t watch however watch the Bad Bunny half time show and it was really good. I’d say slightly better than Kendrick Lamar’s (which was also great).

[CorsiHockeyLeague]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

The news is funny this morning, because I know there was a superbowl with two teams, but I have no clue who they were or who won. But I do know that without a doubt, Bad Bunny beat the #### outa MAGA, and they are not happy about it.

The thing is he absolutely DIDN'T beat the #### out of MAGA. That's the genius of it. He did absolutely nothing that could possibly offend any normal person or be interpreted as taking a shot at MAGA or anyone else. There was no "F*** ICE", no subversive messaging, not even any championing of anything that they'd describe as "woke".

There was a hetero marriage and a traditional nuclear family gathered around the TV and some attractive women dancing, and a lot of talk about Jesus and some "God Bless Americas" thrown in there. Certainly a lot of "Puerto Rico is great" and celebration of his culture, but it was 100% positive, good vibes the entire performance.

As a result, literally the only thing you could possibly get upset about is that there were a bunch of non-white people singing in Spanish. The only possible objections to it are racist ones. I think that's brilliant on the part of Bad Bunny and everyone involved.

[Fuzz]

Well they did beat the #### outa MAGA, but they did it in the way you described. Destroying losers by doing nothing is the best way to do it.

[fotze2]

Why the fata did I mention bad bunny? I'm an idiot. Just some musician guy doing some stuff. Both sides take all these mundane things and its a big to do. No one is talking about this in a few days until the next thing happens. Trump farted on TV and it came out of the right side of his hole. Just enjoy bizarre history happening in front of our eyes.

I geeked my back yesterday doing laundry FFS. Sciatica back after a 2 year absence. Could not sleep and advils are totally useless.

[TrentCrimmIndependent]

It was the perfect performance wherein the only problem someome could have with it is if they hated latin American culture, because there was no instigating or offensive messages anywhere.

They'd also have to not like incredible set design, choreography, entertainment value and good vibes.

[Titan2]

Originally Posted by CorsiHockeyLeague

The thing is he absolutely DIDN'T beat the #### out of MAGA. That's the genius of it. He did absolutely nothing that could possibly offend any normal person or be interpreted as taking a shot at MAGA or anyone else. There was no "F*** ICE", no subversive messaging, not even any championing of anything that they'd describe as "woke".

There was a hetero marriage and a traditional nuclear family gathered around the TV and some attractive women dancing, and a lot of talk about Jesus and some "God Bless Americas" thrown in there. Certainly a lot of "Puerto Rico is great" and celebration of his culture, but it was 100% positive, good vibes the entire performance.

As a result, literally the only thing you could possibly get upset about is that there were a bunch of non-white people singing in Spanish. The only possible objections to it are racist ones. I think that's brilliant on the part of Bad Bunny and everyone involved.

Well...the guy guys grinding in one of the dances was not righ up the maga alley but you had to really be paying attention to see that.

I thought it was wonderful overall with a great message and was very entertaining. Was cool to hear the Canada shoutout. Was clearly a celebration of Peurto Rico and hispanic cultute. My only disappointment was that the tree people didn't dance.

I would say to definitely watch it, if for no other reason that to see what everyne is talking about. Also, the wedding was apparently real and Bad Bunny signed the cert as the witness. Kinda cool.