08-08-2007, 07:56 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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A friend of my wife was a firm advocate of the rhythm method. She's now 28 with five kids.
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08-08-2007, 07:58 PM
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#62
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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What the hell is the rhythm method?
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08-08-2007, 07:59 PM
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#63
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rubecube
What the hell is the rhythm method?
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It's a method of protectionless birth control that is based around the idea of having sex only during certain times in the woman's cycle.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhythm_Method
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08-08-2007, 07:59 PM
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#64
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Obscure Jersey Wiz
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Marsh
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Ah, pulling out. I refer to that as the "Crapshoot" method of birthcontrol. It's how my friend ended up with two kids.
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08-08-2007, 07:59 PM
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#65
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: the middle of a zoo
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08-08-2007, 08:02 PM
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#66
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Canada
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Drunk Skunk
Ah, pulling out. I refer to that as the "Crapshoot" method of birthcontrol. It's how my friend ended up with two kids.
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We like to call it the "pull and pray"
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08-08-2007, 08:07 PM
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#67
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
Having sex to Gloria Estefan music.
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Is there any other way to have sex?
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08-08-2007, 08:07 PM
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#68
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Clinching Party
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Whenever I see a thread like this I have to wonder if the original poster ever tells the wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/whoever that they posed this rather personal question to hundreds or thousands of people on a hockey message board.
Something like:
"Sure baby, I don't like wearing a jimmie either, but the guys on the hockey website said you might get knocked up so it's either the pill or the plastic. Take yer pick".
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08-08-2007, 08:14 PM
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#69
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: the middle of a zoo
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rubecube
Is there any other way to have sex?
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A man after my own heart! 
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08-08-2007, 08:19 PM
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Appealing my suspension
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Just outside Enemy Lines
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RougeUnderoos
"Sure baby, I don't like wearing a jimmie either, but the guys on the hockey website said you might get knocked up so it's either the pill or the plastic. Take yer pick".
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Ha ha that is pretty funny when put that way. At least no ones suggested two methods my friends always claimed they'd resort to if they got someone knocked up.
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08-08-2007, 08:42 PM
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Chick Magnet
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Don't forget the wonderful world of STD's.
Some nasty things can be hiding with either individual being symptom free. Unprotected sex is just scary on so many levels.
Speaking of which - has there ever been an STD thread on CP 
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08-08-2007, 08:45 PM
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#72
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n00b!
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I'm just shocked that 'cum' got past the forum filters.
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08-08-2007, 08:45 PM
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#73
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Toledo OH
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wookie
Don't forget the wonderful world of STD's.
Some nasty things can be hiding with either individual being symptom free. Unprotected sex is just scary on so many levels.
Speaking of which - has there ever been an STD thread on CP |
From the looks of some of the recent threads on here we need to start the "Fire on Crotch" Forum to discuss such matters.
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08-08-2007, 08:48 PM
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#74
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Well since no one else has suggested it...just do it in the butt.
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08-08-2007, 08:54 PM
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#75
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Farm Team Player
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Burninator
Well since no one else has suggested it...just do it in the butt.
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or the ear.
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08-08-2007, 09:02 PM
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#76
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Farm Team Player
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Oh and PS the pill is the world's easiest thing. Tell her to take it when she takes her multi-vitamin.
Theres also the shot and the patch the work the same way. Also these regulate and decrease cramps and flow. Yes, I just said flow.
Then theres those metal-type thingy's that go in there and stay in there for I'm pretty sure years. They are supposed to be really effective and no-maintenence(until they need to be switched I guess)
But come on, we've all been through CALM class. Is this a question you really needed to ask or did you just want backup?
PSS: If she is having condomless sex with you, how many other people do you think she's done the same thing with? Just a thought...
I hope you like crabs...
PSSS: Firefly: like instant? how instant?
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08-08-2007, 09:04 PM
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#77
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: sector 7G
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LOL. wow, this is hall of fame material for sure. "Is there a risk of pregnancy if pulling out is my method of birth control?" Holy crap, is it 1936 here?
Seriously, though. Get some protection, man.
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08-08-2007, 09:07 PM
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#78
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Obscure Jersey Wiz
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Marsh
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Quote:
Originally Posted by habernac
LOL. wow, this is hall of fame material for sure. "Is there a risk of pregnancy if pulling out is my method of birth control?" Holy crap, is it 1936 here?
Seriously, though. Get some protection, man.
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...and he doesn't mean a .45
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08-08-2007, 09:10 PM
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#79
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WessThompson
Ack...stay clear of that thing. Nothing like pulling out with a ring around your hammer...been there done that  |
Doesn't happen if it is put in properly and even if it does happen, that is a small price to pay for contraception.
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08-08-2007, 09:19 PM
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Well, there's always skull ****ing, but that would require a narrow urethra...
Just plug the top of yer taddywhacker with glue, that should do it if you want to use household items. =)
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