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Old 01-15-2026, 01:09 PM   #21
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Shout out to the humans who accepted my penis into their mouth. Real troopers.
I'm scared to ask... there were non-humans too?
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Old 01-15-2026, 03:40 PM   #22
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Shout out to the humans who accepted my penis into their mouth. Real troopers.
Also how you get out of most speeding tickets.
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Old 01-15-2026, 03:41 PM   #23
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I saw a new thread by Sliver called shout out.

Thought it would be mostly about him and clouds.

Left mostly unsatisfied.
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Old 01-15-2026, 10:21 PM   #24
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Shout out to the humans who accepted my penis into their mouth. Real troopers.
I would like to thank Fotze’s mom. No reason in particular.
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Old 01-15-2026, 10:23 PM   #25
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I'd like to give a shout out to the woman asked for my number and then ghosted me a few weeks later. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!
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Old 01-15-2026, 11:25 PM   #26
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I humped a pile of sticks because i saw a snake in there.
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