08-03-2007, 11:45 PM
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#1661
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Had an idea!
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08-03-2007, 11:46 PM
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#1662
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Had an idea!
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Oh, so it works. Heh!
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08-03-2007, 11:47 PM
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#1663
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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I've always like it.
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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08-03-2007, 11:48 PM
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#1664
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Had an idea!
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Watching Hot Fuzz....man that movie is awesome!
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08-03-2007, 11:48 PM
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#1665
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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It chews with such vigour.
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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08-03-2007, 11:49 PM
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#1666
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Had an idea!
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Ohhhhhhhh!
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08-03-2007, 11:50 PM
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#1667
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Had an idea!
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Is this what you really want?
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08-03-2007, 11:50 PM
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#1668
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Director of the HFBI
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Calgary
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i am soo lost right now.... what happened?
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"Opinions are like demo tapes, and I don't want to hear yours" -- Stephen Colbert
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08-03-2007, 11:51 PM
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#1669
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Had an idea!
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I think we found our drunk person... 
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08-03-2007, 11:52 PM
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#1670
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by arsenal
i am soo lost right now.... what happened?
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That happened to me way back in the weenie discussion.
Just grab a bag of corn and sit back.
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"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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08-03-2007, 11:52 PM
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#1671
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Edmonton
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Let's try this joke....can't offend anyone. 
A man thinks of buying a birthday gift for his girlfriend who is a society girl but lives in a different city. After much deliberation, he finally decides on a pair of evening gloves. His sister accompanies him to the store and, while he purchases the gloves, she purchases some new panties for herself. Unfortunately the packages get mixed up and he ends up sending the panties to his girlfriend along with the following covering letter with the parcel;
Sweetheart, this is to remind you that I am keeping tab of your birthday though we’ve been separated with a distance. I choose this gift to replace the ones I tore the first time I was with you, because from the time I met you, you have been in the habit of not wearing any when we go out in the evening.
If it had not been for my half-sister, I would have bought you the long ones with buttons. But she said everyone is wearing the short ones. They also have delicate colors. They saleslady of the gift shop where I bought these from showed me a pair that she had been wearing for three weeks and had not been soiled at all. She said they had not been washed for three weeks.
I wish I could put these on you. But no doubt many other gentlemen’s hands will come in contact with them before I will have the chance to see them again. Anyway, I hope you think of me every time you put these on.
I had the saleslady put these on for size and they look very nice on her. I didn’t know the exact size but I thought I would be more capable of choosing than anyone else since I’m more familiar with them. I just know these will look natural on you. Just don’t forget to put a little talcum powder on them before wearing to make them fragrant.
I almost envy these as they cover the part of you which I love so much to hold and squeeze. Be sure to keep these always clean, as they are to shrink. I hope you will accept these with the thought that I heartily gave these to you and be sure to wear these this weekend because I’m coming and that I may have the pleasure of removing these. I’m looking forward for that time when I will kiss the back as well as the front.
The saleslady said the latest style is unbuttoned and hanging. It give them carefree style. If these are to small for you, send these back to me and I’ll stretch these, putting these on myself. Don’t forget my favorite scent.
With love and kisses,
Stan
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08-03-2007, 11:52 PM
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#1672
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Had an idea!
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I love it!
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08-03-2007, 11:53 PM
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#1673
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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__________________
Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
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08-03-2007, 11:53 PM
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#1674
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Had an idea!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff
Let's try this joke....can't offend anyone.
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Except if your name is Stan... 
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08-03-2007, 11:54 PM
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#1675
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Kalispell
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Quote:
Originally Posted by arsenal
I don't get it...
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I don't either 
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08-03-2007, 11:54 PM
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#1676
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Had an idea!
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Swan!!!
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08-03-2007, 11:54 PM
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#1677
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Director of the HFBI
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobblehead
That happened to me way back in the weenie discussion.
Just grab a bag of corn and sit back.
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but the kernels get stuck in my teeth.. and makes my mouth feel funny.
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"Opinions are like demo tapes, and I don't want to hear yours" -- Stephen Colbert
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08-03-2007, 11:55 PM
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#1678
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Edmonton
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At the risk of re-offending (which is NOT my intent), but in the interest of clarity, the premise of the joke was that "supplies" sounds like "surprise" in Engrish.
Again, aplogies to all concerned.
Panties.
Drunk? I resemble that remark.
Panties.
Nevermind.
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08-03-2007, 11:55 PM
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#1679
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Had an idea!
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okay...I'll shutup now...
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08-03-2007, 11:56 PM
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#1680
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Director of the HFBI
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NSFL
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haha that's awesome!
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"Opinions are like demo tapes, and I don't want to hear yours" -- Stephen Colbert
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