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Ancient Chinese secret, huuhhh?
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Old 12-17-2025, 10:58 AM   #22
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Oh yeah? Where are the lumps?

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Old 12-17-2025, 11:43 AM   #25
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This is a better crowd photo

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Rent free for over 30 years:

Can you imagine
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Moo moo moo mooooo
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Could ever be you - Huh!
My arms won't free you
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I just got that out of my head last month. Now it's going to be stuck there for another 30 years.
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Old 12-17-2025, 11:52 AM   #28
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Old 12-17-2025, 12:19 PM   #33
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You get an eyeful?
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2,7,3,7,3,7,3

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