12-08-2025, 09:54 PM
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#5981
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PaperBagger'14
I have a friend who just went in for a vasectomy consult and the Dr noticed something irregular. He did a few checks to rule out testicular cancer and then told my friend that he had a “very tight scrotum”. Well guess who’s nickname is smooth balls now!
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I can’t believe any guy would tell his buddies a story that ends with “doctor say I’ve got a tight scrotum”. If you don’t give him grief for the rest of his life, your Bro Card is cancelled.
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12-09-2025, 06:31 AM
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#5982
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electric boogaloo
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I know a guy who got skated over and he had to get a fake nut. He’s now Tupperware Nut.
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12-09-2025, 06:32 AM
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#5983
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electric boogaloo
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Quote:
Originally Posted by getbak
He secretly loves it but knows if he asked you to call him Doctor, you'd mock him for it and never do it, so he pretends he hates it because he knows that will make you do it.
You have the dorky little rings.
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I don’t wear mine. Rings suck. Wedding ring also not worn.
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12-14-2025, 10:06 PM
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#5984
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Back in Calgary!!
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In the summer work takes me fairly regularly to France, Italy and Spain. I'm far from a wine connoisseur but I'll always grab a few bottles from the grocery store for anywhere from 5 euro to 15 euro.
This has not been a rigorous scientific process, but Spanish wine wins in a landslide at that price point. With French wine a kind of boring distant second and Italian wine a zingy distant third.
Every Spanish wine that I've brought home has been fantastic.
I find that all quite surprising.
Thank you for coming to my wine talk.
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12-14-2025, 10:16 PM
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#5985
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Recently at Costco…
How are we supposed to sample this ... and why is she wearing gloves?
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12-15-2025, 10:04 AM
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#5987
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jan 2021
Location: On the cusp
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dion
Recently at Costco…
How are we supposed to sample this ... and why is she wearing gloves?
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Hey. I think this has merit. What I want to know is the Why the Ever ####ing Loving C-word are #### tix $90!!!!! Prime Covid right here.
Also, why is this a sample? I firmly stand with Dion here. PepsiFree can gargle a bag of $90 toilet paper.
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12-15-2025, 10:07 AM
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#5988
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electric boogaloo
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Dion should have shat in that garbage can Jackass style and tested out the #### tickets.
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12-15-2025, 10:10 AM
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#5989
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jan 2021
Location: On the cusp
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PepsiFree
Dion. What are you doing?
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Although, it does make me smile to envision Dion standing 3 feet away from this poor woman and taking her picture! CREEP ALERT!
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12-15-2025, 10:12 AM
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#5990
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electric boogaloo
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Originally Posted by Titan2
Although, it does make me smile to envision Dion standing 3 feet away from this poor woman and taking her picture! CREEP ALERT!
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She has that look like she has he PhD in structural engineering in India and this is her life now.
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12-15-2025, 10:37 AM
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#5991
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Craig McTavish' Merkin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PepsiFree
Dion. What are you doing?
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At least it's not AI this time. It's not a Costco but a PriceSmart in the Caribbean.
You have to admit toilet paper is a weird thing to provide samples of.
Thanks, Dion. This is truly random.
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12-15-2025, 11:25 AM
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#5992
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Powerplay Quarterback
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I see there is also a sticker warning about allergies, very thoughtful.
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12-17-2025, 11:51 PM
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#5993
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Franchise Player
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During black Friday, a friend said she wasn't going to buy stupid stuff.
"Oh? Look at this random thing I bought off temu to prank a friend a few months ago. Less than $3 a piece."
"Sigh... I ####ing thank you for the epic stocking stuffer idea. I know so many people who will love it."
Item in question : cat licking balls lego.
https://share.temu.com/cJqsNglZX0A
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12-18-2025, 06:18 PM
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#5994
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DoubleF
During black Friday, a friend said she wasn't going to buy stupid stuff.
"Oh? Look at this random thing I bought off temu to prank a friend a few months ago. Less than $3 a piece."
"Sigh... I ####ing thank you for the epic stocking stuffer idea. I know so many people who will love it."
Item in question : cat licking balls lego.
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I really wish I could get that in time for Christmas though.
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12-18-2025, 09:03 PM
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#5995
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Slava
I really wish I could get that in time for Christmas though.
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If you buy 30 of them you can get free express delivery by Christmas...
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12-18-2025, 09:09 PM
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#5996
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bizaro86
If you buy 30 of them you can get free express delivery by Christmas...
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Dont give him ideas.
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12-18-2025, 10:23 PM
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#5997
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
Dont give him ideas.
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I feel like if I left a box of 29 at your office and used the one I’d need, you would find a use for them!
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12-18-2025, 10:27 PM
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#5998
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Slava
I feel like if I left a box of 29 at your office and used the one I’d need, you would find a use for them!
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Yes, yes, but you just know me too well.
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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