Random Thought Thread v2

[Doctorfever]

Originally Posted by ResAlien

If winning an argument costs you a friend they (or you) weren't much of a friend in the first place. If something is so integral to who you are as a person that you can't be disagreed with on it perhaps these people shouldn't have been friends in the first place.

Gonna share what ended the friendship?

It’s never happened to me.

But I know the type.

[PepsiFree]

Originally Posted by Knut

Speaking of teenagers. Why do all the boys have Llama hair ? Do they perm it that way ?

Was out for my Wife's birthday this weekend and they all had

1) Llama Hair
2) Mustaches

The rare person without this had a Mullet or a Hat that is just kind of placed on their head instead of fitting right.

Weirdos

I’ve heard it mostly referred to as “broccoli” head FWIW.

The hat things gets me every time. I respect it as a legitimate youth fashion thing and if people want to do it to fit in with their peers then more power to them but I also struggle with the fact that it looks objectively stupid.

[PepsiFree]

Originally Posted by Doctorfever

It’s never happened to me.

But I know the type.

So you’re the one who ends the friendship or just no friends to begin with?

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by PepsiFree

So you’re the one who ends the friendship or just no friends to begin with?

he never wins an argument..........

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by Knut

Speaking of teenagers. Why do all the boys have Llama hair ? Do they perm it that way ?

Was out for my Wife's birthday this weekend and they all had

1) Llama Hair
2) Mustaches

The rare person without this had a Mullet or a Hat that is just kind of placed on their head instead of fitting right.

Weirdos

My kid got his haircut in the spring for playoffs, hoping for a mohawk or something but he went to this somali place and they went chemo bald, so he cried for a week and would not go to school. Terrified of haircuts now. But now it has grown back and looks ridiculous. Someone, that was definitely not myself, may have called him a lesbian. It is like a mop of garbage on his head.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Knut

Speaking of teenagers. Why do all the boys have Llama hair ? Do they perm it that way ?

Was out for my Wife's birthday this weekend and they all had

1) Llama Hair
2) Mustaches

The rare person without this had a Mullet or a Hat that is just kind of placed on their head instead of fitting right.

Weirdos

I dont know...but its like 'looking like an idiot' has become all the rage.

Then again I am the only guy on my pool team with hair at all so...I'm holding the team back from being re-named 'The Cue Balls.'

[SportsJunky]

NyQuil is good stuff.

[PaperBagger'14]

Originally Posted by Johnny Makarov

We hired 2 attractive Russian women the past 2 months. they are 25 and 29. is that old enough? lol

What website did you find them on? Just trying to make sure I never make that mistake myself.

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by SportsJunky

NyQuil is good stuff.

The literal best. It's such a bright light when you have a cold. I can suffer through the day knowing sweet relief is coming at night. I salivate for that stuff.

[SportsJunky]

When I'm feeling naughty (and sick) I hit that bottle during the day as well.

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by SportsJunky

When I'm feeling naughty (and sick) I hit that bottle during the day as well.

Wow, you're not messing around. Maybe I'll take a little mid-day nip next time.

[Roughneck]

[surferguy]

If you were going for the maximum humour on a self deprecating joke,

What number would you use to describe your hotness to get the best laugh?

?/10

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by surferguy

If you were going for the maximum humour on a self deprecating joke,

What number would you use to describe your hotness to get the best laugh?

?/10

I have at least 5 horrendously inappropriate responses to this. But I will def get banned or suspended for a long while. But two? Just say two.

PM me if you want to read what I was gonna say.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by surferguy

If you were going for the maximum humour on a self deprecating joke,

What number would you use to describe your hotness to get the best laugh?

?/10

Depends on the audience. Go for straight 10 man!

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by surferguy

If you were going for the maximum humour on a self deprecating joke,

What number would you use to describe your hotness to get the best laugh?

?/10

Depends on the audience.

mathematicians: /10
physicists: ε0/10
nurses: 26 gauge/10
astrologists: Gemini/10
geographers: Antarctica/10
lawyers: pro bono/10
hockey fans: Edmonton/10
chiroprators: uh, maybe just leave while you can still walk.

[Locke]

Man...if The Force was real I would totally use it inappropriately. Like levitating beer and chips to me while I'm on the couch so I dont have to get up.

"No Officer, I was not speeding" *Hand Wave*

And definitely in traffic..."GTFO of my way!"

In the Registry Office..."I find your lack of competence and urgency displeasing!" *Force Choke*

[PaperBagger'14]

Originally Posted by surferguy

If you were going for the maximum humour on a self deprecating joke,

What number would you use to describe your hotness to get the best laugh?

?/10

Six seven

[btimbit]

Originally Posted by surferguy

if you were going for the maximum humour on a self deprecating joke,

what number would you use to describe your hotness to get the best laugh?

?/10

6.9/10

[topfiverecords]

There’s a lot of parallels between Love is Blind and Monsters Inc.