Kinda-dumb confessions thread

[peter12]

Yeah let’s get that beer

[Ruttiger]

Originally Posted by KelVarnsen

Don't you hate pants?

I hate socks.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by peter12

Yeah let’s get that beer

Fotze he will make you pay

[peter12]

I will insist on you paying if you want to come too.

[PaperBagger'14]

Originally Posted by fotze2

Last one i was with pre-marriage was recently arrested for impersonating a RCMP officer and selling fentanyl. I think I had massive guilt for about 15 years after that night. They are definitely willing to try more than your average bear. She actually had a breast reduction in the years after that's how jubbly they were. The whole time you are wondering 'why are you doing this?' at the end of some house party on the floor. God that was gross. Haha.

At no point in this post could I even venture a guess as to where the next sentence would lead. Hmm Fentanyl, hmm jubbly, hmm house party floor sex.

Hell you could have finished the post with “then I came to my senses in an opium den” and it would have fit the story.

[DownInFlames]

Originally Posted by fotze2

Last one i was with pre-marriage was recently arrested for impersonating a RCMP officer and selling fentanyl. I think I had massive guilt for about 15 years after that night. They are definitely willing to try more than your average bear. She actually had a breast reduction in the years after that's how jubbly they were. The whole time you are wondering 'why are you doing this?' at the end of some house party on the floor. God that was gross. Haha.

I had a big girl ask if I "want to squeeze the Charmin". If you're under 50 you probably don't get that reference but even in the early 90s that was a weird thing to say.

[TrentCrimmIndependent]

Originally Posted by peter12

I came back to CP because I have a newborn and I want to raise him to be a proper message board contributor unlike his old man.

Is his legal name Peter the 13th?

[TrentCrimmIndependent]

Originally Posted by Ruttiger

I hate socks.

Now that I think about it, I bet edmontonians go shoe commando in their nice shoes with their sweatpants.

[RichieRich]

Originally Posted by fotze2

Last one i was with pre-marriage was recently arrested for impersonating a RCMP officer and selling fentanyl. I think I had massive guilt for about 15 years after that night. They are definitely willing to try more than your average bear. She actually had a breast reduction in the years after that's how jubbly they were. The whole time you are wondering 'why are you doing this?' at the end of some house party on the floor. God that was gross. Haha.

gross for her? (floor + you)


that said... better somethin' rather than nuthin'.

[peter12]

My tastes run more towards the petite with a big ass but something special about a big pair of jubblies, as long as the rest of it ain’t too big.

[TheIronMaiden]

One time I was a at a party and a girl was over sharing about her relationship with her father. The conversation pivoted to how she sold pictures on onlyfans and she showed me a picture of her vulva. In retrospect I think that she was into me.

[peter12]

Yes dummy. But classic.

[WideReceiver]

Originally Posted by peter12

My tastes run more towards the petite with a big ass but something special about a big pair of jubblies, as long as the rest of it ain’t too big.

Jubblies?

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by PaperBagger'14

At no point in this post could I even venture a guess as to where the next sentence would lead. Hmm Fentanyl, hmm jubbly, hmm house party floor sex.

Hell you could have finished the post with “then I came to my senses in an opium den” and it would have fit the story.

We had all gone to The Werx, remember that dump? She had a black kid in her teens so it was a pail of water basically for me. The house was owned by buddies mom who was a female priest for some church and she came down to see us all crashed on couches and the carpet and I smelled captain high liner.at Pikes Place market. The scrubbing that day, Macbeth out damn spot.

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by WideReceiver

Jubblies?

They were jubbly, so big that it’s gross.

[ben voyonsdonc]

Originally Posted by fotze2

We had all gone to The Werx, remember that dump? She had a black kid in her teens so it was a pail of water basically for me. The house was owned by buddies mom who was a female priest for some church and she came down to see us all crashed on couches and the carpet and I smelled captain high liner.at Pikes Place market. The scrubbing that day, Macbeth out damn spot.

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