Baby, baby, please let me hold him
I wanna make him stay up all night
Sister, sister, he's just a plaything
We wanna make him stay up all night
I think another title for this song should be “Worst Uncle In The World.” I’m sure your over-tired sister is not thrilled about keeping your nephew up all night. WTF?
Could just post a bunch of Prince lyrics and call it a day, but this one always stands out
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Purple One
I was only sixteen, but I guess that's no excuse
My sister was thirty-two, lovely and loose
She don't wear no underwear
She said it only gets in her hair
And it's got a funny way of stopping the juice
My sister never made love to anyone else but me
She's the reason for my – uh, sexuality
Showed me where it's supposed to go
A blow job doesn't mean blow
Incest is everything it's said to be
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"Think I'm gonna be the scapegoat for the whole damn machine? Sheeee......."
There could be a whole thread about how our culture infantalizes romantic partners. When did we decide to call our lovers “baby”? Change “baby” with the word “toddler” in popular songs and you will see how weird this is.
There are also many creepy songs about women who are not adults.
Sweet Caroline - Neil Diamond Christine Sixteen - Kiss
You’re Sixteen - covered by Ringo Starr.
Quote:
"I don't usually say things like this to girls your age,
But when I saw you coming out of the school that day,
That day I knew, I knew,
I've got to have you, I've got to have you."
Pretty creepy looking back.
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Young Girl
Song by Gary Puckett & The Union Gap ‧ 1968
Young girl
Get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl
With all the charms of a woman
You've kept the secret of your youth
You led me to believe you're old enough
To give me love
And now it hurts to know the truth
Woah, oh, oh
Young girl
Get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
You'd better run, girl
You're much too young, girl
Beneath your perfume and make-up
You're just a baby in disguise
And though you know
That it's wrong to be
Alone with me
That 'come on' look is in your eyes
Young girl
Get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl
So hurry home to your mama
I'm sure she wonders where you are
Get out of here
Before I have the time
To change my mind
'Cause I'm afraid we'll go too far
Young girl
Get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
You'd better run, girl
You're much too young, girl
Outfield - Your Love has both a creepy underage vibe and cheating. Great combo!
Josie's on a vacation far away
Come around and talk it over
So many things that I wanna say
You know I like my girls a little bit older
I just wanna use your love tonight
And I don't wanna lose your love tonight
I ain't got many friends left to talk to
Nowhere to run when I'm in trouble
You know I'd do anything for you
Stay the night but keep it undercover
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From HFBoard oiler fan, in analyzing MacT's management:
O.K. there has been a lot of talk on whether or not MacTavish has actually done a good job for us, most fans on this board are very basic in their analysis and I feel would change their opinion entirely if the team was successful.
Number 47 said to number three
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see
I sure would be delighted with your company
Come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me"
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Relax, don't do it
When you want to go to it
Relax, don't do it
When you want to come
Relax don't do it
When you want to suck it, chew it
Relax, don't do it
When you want to come
Come
But shoot it in the right direction
We're making it your intention
Live those dreams
Scheme those schemes
Got to hit me (hit me!)
Hit me (hit me!)
Hit me with those laser beams
Ow ow ow!
Laser beam me
From Rubber Soul, 30 or so years before Slim Shady. This could be about Kim if you didn't know the artist. (Only posting part of the lyrics, the whole song is like this).
Run For Your Life
Well, I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or I won't know where I am
You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand, little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end, little girl
Well, you know that I'm a wicked guy
And I was born with a jealous mind
And I can't spend my whole life
Trying just to make you toe the line
You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand, little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end, little girl
Let this be a sermon
I mean everything I've said
Baby, I'm determined
And I'd rather see you dead
You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand, little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end, little girl
Ooh, my little pretty one, pretty one
When you gonna give me some time, Sharona?
Ooh, you make my motor run, my motor run
Gun it coming off of the line, Sharona
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, I, yi, woo!
M-m-m-my Sharona
Come a little closer, huh, ah, will ya, huh?
Close enough to look in my eyes, Sharona
Keeping it a mystery gets to me
Running down the length of my thighs, Sharona
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Your life's a fairy tale
10 o'clock, you're off to bed
School night, it doesn't matter
Out the window, down the ladder
Snow White, you're squeaky clean
People think you're peaches and cream
School uniform looks so charming
But underneath, you're quite alarming
Snow White, staying out all night
Snow White, shakin' in the hot lights
Snow White, home before the daylight
You got the perfect disguise
Sha na sha na na na, sha na sha na
Snow White, the teacher's pet
Straight "A"'s ain't all she gets
Special classes after school
I bet I know who's teachin' who
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Song Lyrics that make you go hmmm
