The frequency with which they just override the doors to people's quarters is concerning.
"Well, I pressed the doorbell twice, but screw that, I'll just override it!"
That guy could be taking a crap for all you know. Do you ever see doors inside anyone's quarters on TNG? You dont! You really want to walk in on the Admiral in flagrante?
At least on DS9 there were doors! The Cardassians understood that the process of relieving themselves was complicated, they had a lot of BS plastic armour to remove and, for a while there, those ridiculous hats.
Everyone is wearing a comm-badge, why dont you just call him? No, no...you're just going to brute-force the door instead!
"Occupado!! I'll be with you in a minute!! Hold your horses!"
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When K'eyhlar gets murderized in her quarters? I dont think Starfleet really accounted for how difficult it would be to get Klingon blood out of that upholstery.
New guy shows up..."Yeah give him these quarters!"
"The Murder Quarters? Okay..."
Wait....what??
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The frequency with which they just override the doors to people's quarters is concerning.
"Well, I pressed the doorbell twice, but screw that, I'll just override it!"
That guy could be taking a crap for all you know. Do you ever see doors inside anyone's quarters on TNG? You dont! You really want to walk in on the Admiral in flagrante?
At least on DS9 there were doors! The Cardassians understood that the process of relieving themselves was complicated, they had a lot of BS plastic armour to remove and, for a while there, those ridiculous hats.
Everyone is wearing a comm-badge, why dont you just call him? No, no...you're just going to brute-force the door instead!
"Occupado!! I'll be with you in a minute!! Hold your horses!"
Super creepy when you understand that Riker could over ride any yeoman's quarters with a verbal command.
The reason why he kept not getting his own ship, wasn't because he kept passing up the promotions to stay as the executive officer, that's just a cover story. Its because his HR file was 7 feet thick and filled with complaints like "Yeoman Alison caught Riker in her closet again". "Maintenance has to keep cleaning bodily fluids out of the holodeck filters after the program Riker Risa heh heh heh was run". Or "Lt Debbie called for security after Riker offered to show her his saxophone"
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Super creepy when you understand that Riker could over ride any yeoman's quarters with a verbal command.
The reason why he kept not getting his own ship, wasn't because he kept passing up the promotions to stay as the executive officer, that's just a cover story. Its because his HR file was 7 feet thick and filled with complaints like "Yeoman Alison caught Riker in her closet again". "Maintenance has to keep cleaning bodily fluids out of the holodeck filters after the program Riker Risa heh heh heh was run". Or "Lt Debbie called for security after Riker offered to show her his saxophone"
No way man.
Riker was way too into consent for that to be the case, he wasn't a creep at all.
The planet that was run by women (Angel 1 I think). He was super into the submissive male role, gettin' all dressed up in local attire for the lady in charge.
When he got trapped on that planet where he was disguised as an Alien? The hot lady scientist straight up said she'd let him go if he banged her. He was all "You sure about that...there are differences". He wanted to make sure she knew what she was in for.
And dude is always asking Picard to pick up a horga'hn (I'll admit I had to look up how to spell that) for him. If he was a creep he wouldn't be asking for the equivalent of a neon sign that says "I'm up for a little jamaharon, if you are".
No, Riker was a gentleman.
Sure, dude F***s, but he is nothing if not a generous, caring, and most of all respectful lover.
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That does look fun! I always liked Takei, he seems like just a super nice, chill dude that you'd love to have a beer with. The fact that he just said #### it! And appeared in a Fan film kind of attests to this.
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