Random Thought Thread v2

[Locke]

You ever have sandwich meat that just sucks?

My wife is trying this new ham and it tastes like sawdust and sorrow.

It is genuinely reprehensible. I think it might be Soylent Green.

[Geraldsh]

Originally Posted by fotze2

I have a subaru crosstrek 2021 I think. I keep finding gadgets/modes I didn't know existed. I am also a lesbian I know. I'm NOT a car guy.

Fata me, I just googled my model, I think it has it. Homelink? I gotta check that out. There's a little button on the rear view mirror?

Comma cop has a question in regards to this sentence;” I am also a lesbian I know.”
What if you were a lesbian you don’t know?

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by Locke

You ever have sandwich meat that just sucks?

My wife is trying this new ham and it tastes like sawdust and sorrow.

It is genuinely reprehensible. I think it might be Soylent Green.

Some of the chewier ones that you literally need to drag out of the sandwich to chew are the worst. It’s usually those long-aged, oily, Italian cured ones with very little fat. You take a bite of your sandwich and everything gives way, except this thin slice of copa or some weird salami or whatever that you can’t bite through without rocking your jaw back be forth like your teeth are saws. And the stuff smells like week old socks from the bottom of the laundry hamper.

My 2 favourite luncheon meats though are Bavarian meat loaf and fatty capocolo.

[topfiverecords]

Originally Posted by fotze2

I have a subaru crosstrek 2021 I think. I keep finding gadgets/modes I didn't know existed. I am also a lesbian I know. I'm NOT a car guy.

Fata me, I just googled my model, I think it has it. Homelink? I gotta check that out. There's a little button on the rear view mirror?

Ya, my last car (2009) had it on the visor and my current one (2019) there's three buttons on the bottom of the rearview mirror I can program.

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by fotze2

I have a subaru crosstrek 2021 I think. I keep finding gadgets/modes I didn't know existed. I am also a lesbian I know. I'm NOT a car guy.

Fata me, I just googled my model, I think it has it. Homelink? I gotta check that out. There's a little button on the rear view mirror?

It's voice activated in '21 and newer Crosstreks. "Garage Up" and "Garage Down" are the commands. Will have synced already if you've been in the garage for a bit.

[Sr. Mints]

Originally Posted by Locke

You ever have sandwich meat that just sucks?



My wife is trying this new ham and it tastes like sawdust and sorrow.



It is genuinely reprehensible. I think it might be Soylent Green.

Pretty much any time I've ever been to Arby's.

[CroFlames]

I thought the Outback was the lesbian vehicle not the Crosstrek?

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by Sliver

It's voice activated in '21 and newer Crosstreks. "Garage Up" and "Garage Down" are the commands. Will have synced already if you've been in the garage for a bit.

How do you know if it has voice? I've never broached that possibility.

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by Wormius

Some of the chewier ones that you literally need to drag out of the sandwich to chew are the worst. It’s usually those long-aged, oily, Italian cured ones with very little fat. You take a bite of your sandwich and everything gives way, except this thin slice of copa or some weird salami or whatever that you can’t bite through without rocking your jaw back be forth like your teeth are saws. And the stuff smells like week old socks from the bottom of the laundry hamper.

My 2 favourite luncheon meats though are Bavarian meat loaf and fatty capocolo.

Leberkase (bavarian meatloaf) but in luncheon meat form? Taste like mortadella (fancy bologna)?

I love Prosciutto but its the worst for pulling out the entire slice. For ham luncheon its prosciutto cotto. Simple and perfect. Seems overly expensive in Calgary.

[topfiverecords]

Originally Posted by CroFlames

I thought the Outback was the lesbian vehicle not the Crosstrek?

I think the outback is the gay males one.

[WideReceiver]

Originally Posted by fotze2

I have a subaru crosstrek 2021 I think. I keep finding gadgets/modes I didn't know existed. I am also a lesbian I know. I'm NOT a car guy.

Fata me, I just googled my model, I think it has it. Homelink? I gotta check that out. There's a little button on the rear view mirror?

So you’re “out” now? Well done.

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by fotze2

How do you know if it has voice? I've never broached that possibility.

If it's '21 or newer they have it on every trim. Just do it when you get home...it'll work.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Sliver

If it's '21 or newer they have it on every trim. Just do it when you get home...it'll work.

Hey, so are we still on for beers tonight to stand outside fotze's house watching him yell at his garage door like a deranged lunatic?

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by Locke

Hey, so are we still on for beers tonight to stand outside fotze's house watching him yell at his garage door like a deranged lunatic?

For sure its not gonna work.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by fotze2

For sure its not gonna work.

"Open Sesame you obstinate mother####er!!!"

[Slava]

Originally Posted by topfiverecords

What year/model is your vehicle? Many have had Homelink garage door opener buttons integrated for many years now if not decades.

Yeah, mine has homelink. The thing is, I can’t setup homelink without a remote. I tried using the learn button on the opener and going that route, but until I get a remote, sync it and then sync homelink, I’m stuck with the app.

[fotze2]

Of course it doesn’t have those buttons on the mirror but manual says they may be elsewhere but does not say where. Apparently it might have a remote start on starlink?

[surferguy]

Doesn’t matter where the button is, as Sliver mentioned, it’s voice activated.

[fotze2]

Originally Posted by surferguy

Doesn’t matter where the button is, as Sliver mentioned, it’s voice activated.

So I just say open door?

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by fotze2

So I just say open door?

Are you still stuck on the street? Long night I'd guess.