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Old 06-20-2007, 01:45 PM   #41
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I'm hoping its baby dolphins. Preferably baby dolphins caught in fishing nets.
Nope ... they eat Things. Know what sea monsters drink?
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Old 06-20-2007, 01:49 PM   #42
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Nope ... they eat Things. Know what sea monsters drink?
Haha. I'm almost scared to ask! What do they drink?
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Old 06-20-2007, 01:56 PM   #43
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Haha. I'm almost scared to ask! What do they drink?
Why, Coke of course ... Things go better with Coke.
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Why, Coke of course ... Things go better with Coke.
Oh good god. I was hoping it was baby seal blood, but Coke will do. Haha!
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Old 06-20-2007, 02:04 PM   #46
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Oh good god. I was hoping it was baby seal blood, but Coke will do. Haha!
Sorry about that ... just a groaner from the 60s. It seemed like the right thread for it.
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What is the best kind of bear?
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Old 06-20-2007, 02:18 PM   #48
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Okay ... I'll play the straight man. What's the best kind of bear?
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Old 06-20-2007, 02:20 PM   #49
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What is the best kind of bear?
That's a ridiculous question.
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Old 06-20-2007, 03:07 PM   #50
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Best bear?

I think someone needs to go to the zoo and pit them against each other so we can find out.
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Old 06-20-2007, 03:44 PM   #51
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What colour is two?
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Old 06-20-2007, 03:57 PM   #52
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Best bear?

I think someone needs to go to the zoo and pit them against each other so we can find out.

False.

Black bear.

Fact. Bears eat beats.

Bears

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"And for that matter, whatever happened to Kate Ballard. You know, if you said Ballard and you had a cold it would sound like Mallard."
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One's a sick duck- I don't remember the rest, but your mother is a whore.
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Old 06-20-2007, 04:34 PM   #57
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False.

Black bear.

Fact. Bears eat beats.

Bears

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What colour is two?
I've been told its a shade of Mauve.

I was going to ask for more details but the institution discharged me too soon....
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Old 06-20-2007, 04:54 PM   #60
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I've been told its a shade of Mauve.

I was going to ask for more details but the institution discharged me too soon....
You were in the "institution"? I'm chartreuse with envy!
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