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					Are car washes operating?
			
		 
	 
	
 
I went to the local car wash and put $4 into the machine.
I didn't even have my car, I walked there. So I just fired the water down the drain.
		
 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Do we need five bad joke posts a page?
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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					Do we need five bad joke posts a page?
			
		 
	 
	
 
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
		
 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
		
			 
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					Do we need five bad joke posts a page?
			
		 
	 
	
 
Do you think we need more? That seems a bit excessive.
		
 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			It'll all come out in the wash anyways.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
		
			 
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			I'm running my high efficiency furnace 24/7 right now and collecting the condensate. I also have a couple of 20lb propane tanks I can burn up if I need to to generate another 14 litres of water (each).
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	
		
			
				
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			Conserving precious water by using the hotdog water to shave with, which also saves me from using aftershave because I smell so great.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	
		
			
				
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					Do we need five bad joke posts a page?
			
		 
	 
	
 
 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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					Conserving precious water by using the hotdog water to shave with, which also saves me from using aftershave because I smell so great.
			
		 
	 
	
 
My bidet is using hot dog water. My hooley is used to hot dogs. 
We up to five jokes yet Nik? Did this count for two?
		
 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
				
					
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					Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
			
		 
	 
	
 
To get to the other side
		
 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
		
			 
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			What did the guy with Tourette’s say to the Montgomery spill?
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
		
			 
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					They need an Ad like this...VIDEO 
			
		 
	 
	
 
I won't do my part until I am completely distilled and communicated to. Am I just supposed to take the city at their word that I need to significantly reduce my water usage?
		
 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
		
			 
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					To get to the other side
			
		 
	 
	
 
Damn near killed'em.
		
 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
		
			 
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					Do we need five bad joke posts a page?
			
		 
	 
	
 
Nope, at this point, it's still at a four-per-page level of severity because it happened in the north part of the city. You don't hit five and above until it occurs in the good parts of Calgary.
		
 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
				
					
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					Nope, at this point, it's still at a four-per-page level of severity because it happened in the north part of the city. You don't five and above until it occurs in the good parts of Calgary.
			
		 
	 
	
 
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy there, sure it was in Bowness. But it's not the NE.
 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
		
			 
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Inflation
		
 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
 
	
		
			
				
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			What am I looking at there? What’s the yellow stuff and wire wrapped for. Those structural clothes hangars?
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
		
			 
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					What am I looking at there? What’s the yellow stuff and wire wrapped for. Those structural clothes hangars?
			
		 
	 
	
 
Probably tension wires to give the tube more strength.
		
 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
		
			 
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			The yellow bit looks like someone's old kayak.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
			 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
 
	
		
	
	
	
	
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