05-29-2007, 09:41 AM
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My face is a bum!
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Plural of Beer
From the Pez thread:
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Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz
Well maybe it's kinda like the plural for beer.
You know, if you have two bottles of Keith's you would say I have two beer. But if you have a bottle of Keith's and a bottle of Pil, the you would say I have two Beers. Same thing with Fish/Fishes.
Therefore I declare that if you have two grape Pez then you indeed have two Pez. But if you have a grap and a strawberry then you have two Pezes.
I have spoken!
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I've been keeping the 's' in 'beers' since 1997 and I will argue to my death that 'beer' is not a plural. I think it sounds absolutely stupid when someone says "I have two beer" or "I bought 12 beer". It sounds like trailer talk to me. I know lots of people stand by that being proper, and it always makes for a good argument that goes nowhere.
I'll present my opening evidence:
beer
beer [ beer ] (plural beers)
noun Definition: 1. drink brewed from malt: an alcoholic drink brewed by fermenting malt with sugar and yeast and flavoring it with hops
2. quantity of beer: a drink or glass of beer
3. herbal drink: a carbonated or slightly fermented drink made from or flavored with the roots, leaves, or seeds of a plant
  root beer
[ Old English bēor < late Latin biber "drink" < bibere "to drink"]
http://encarta.msn.com/dictionary_/beers.html
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05-29-2007, 09:45 AM
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Playboy Mansion Poolboy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Close enough to make a beer run during a TV timeout
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So, when you fire off the email to get people to help you move, what does it say:
Please come help me move; I promise to have plenty of pizza and ____________
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05-29-2007, 09:46 AM
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Not the 1 millionth post winnar
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Los Angeles
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Beerz
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05-29-2007, 09:51 AM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Montreal
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ken0042
So, when you fire off the email to get people to help you move, what does it say:
Please come help me move; I promise to have plenty of pizza and ____________

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I agree with this line of thinking. If I bought two or more tomatoes, I would say "I bought tomatoes at the store", but if I bought two or more cases of beer, I would say "I bought beer at the store"
"I bought beers at the store" just doesn't sound right to me...
Edit: However, "Let's grab a couple of beers after work" sounds a lot better than "Let's grab a couple beer after work" .... ahhh, I'm so confused.
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05-29-2007, 09:54 AM
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Not the 1 millionth post winnar
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Los Angeles
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Beerz!
Terry - "More tears more beerz, that's it, that's all".
Deaner - "Tron funkin' blowz"
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/03025...pg.html?seq=11
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Last edited by Flashpoint; 05-29-2007 at 09:57 AM.
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05-29-2007, 10:07 AM
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Couldnt it be both depending on how it is warranted in any given situation? Perhaps a grouping noun is required. For instance, in a plural beer cases purchase (2 or more),
- "I purchased a 'gaggle' of beer."
- "I went and picked up a 'murder' of beers"
Locke.
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05-29-2007, 10:14 AM
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I'm sticking with the
6 Keith's = 6 beer or 1 beer
2 Keith's + 2 Canadian + 2 Pil = 6 beer or 3 beers
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05-29-2007, 10:18 AM
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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Call them what you want ... I think a plurality of beer is a darn fine thing.
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05-29-2007, 10:26 AM
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Beer is the content. The container is the measure. You don't pluralize the content, you pluralize the containers.
"I'll have 2 glasses of beer."
"I need 12 bottles of beer."
"Grab a case of beer."
To say "beers" is just being lazy.
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05-29-2007, 10:31 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2004
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"Beers" doesn't sound correct to me.
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05-29-2007, 10:36 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: London, Ontario
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My in-laws do this. They will say "I had 6 or 7 beer the other night". I would say "beers" myself, but who knows. They also say "tin" for everything that is in a can or has been canned. That drives me nuts.
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05-29-2007, 10:46 AM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Montreal
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Frank the Tank
My in-laws do this. They will say "I had 6 or 7 beer theother night". I would say "beers" myself, but who knows. They also say "tin" for everything that is in a can or has been canned. That drives me nuts.
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Tin is the British word for what we call 'can'. For example, in the UK they'd say a 'tin of beans' instead of a 'can of beans'.
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05-29-2007, 10:53 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: London, Ontario
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackEleven
Tin is the British word for what we call 'can'. For example, in the UK they'd say a 'tin of beans' instead of a 'can of beans'.
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But they're from the Peg!! So they do it just to drive me nuts, I'm sure!!
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05-29-2007, 10:59 AM
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Franchise Player
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Depends on how many you have consumed...
2 Beer
6 Beers
12 Beershhs
Last edited by ernie; 05-29-2007 at 11:19 AM.
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05-29-2007, 11:07 AM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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the plural of beer is case or keg
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05-29-2007, 11:10 AM
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Ben
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: God's Country (aka Cape Breton Island)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
the plural of beer is case or keg
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I always thought the plural of beer was "dizth manney" while holding up random fingers
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05-29-2007, 11:43 AM
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My face is a bum!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ken0042
So, when you fire off the email to get people to help you move, what does it say:
Please come help me move; I promise to have plenty of pizza and ____________

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Pizza and beer is fine.
Just as you don't say I had 5 pizza, you don't say I had 5 beer.
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05-29-2007, 11:47 AM
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My face is a bum!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz
I'm sticking with the
6 Keith's = 6 beer or 1 beer
2 Keith's + 2 Canadian + 2 Pil = 6 beer or 3 beers
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Notice the dictionary entry where it says the plural of beer is beers?
Like MQS's example, you should start telling people you ordered 2 pizza for dinner last night (because they were both the same kind). It sounds so stupid in both cases.
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05-29-2007, 11:49 AM
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It's not easy being green!
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: In the tubes to Vancouver Island
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobblehead
Beer is the content. The container is the measure. You don't pluralize the content, you pluralize the containers.
"I'll have 2 glasses of beer."
"I need 12 bottles of beer."
"Grab a case of beer."
To say "beers" is just being lazy.
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Definitely the truth in this case.
Say it right!
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