Random Thought Thread v2

[DownInFlames]

Originally Posted by getbak

"Classic" Ingredients:

Milk Ingredients, Sugars (Sugar/Glucose-Fructose), Modified Milk Ingredients, Water, Frozen Yolk (Egg), Natural and Artificial Flavour, Nutmeg, Salt, Tartrazine, Sunset Yellow Fcf, Guar Gum, Carrageenan, Dipotassium Phosphate.

"Original" Ingredients:

Water, Sugar/Glucose-Fructose, Modified Milk Ingredients, Cream, Frozen Yolk (Egg), Natural and Artificial Flavour, Nutmeg, Salt, Colour, Butter, Guar Gum, Carrageenan, Dipotassium Phosphate.

Classic has more calories, fat, and protein, but less sugar.

The real question is which one has less of a jizzy texture.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by DownInFlames

Nobody knows.


Why do our Supreme Court judges dress like Santa?

Cant dress like Santa without an Inquisition anymore...

[DownInFlames]

No one expects the Santa Inquisition.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by DownInFlames

No one expects the Santa Inquisition.

What? Why not?

"Were you a Good Boy? I dont think you were a Good Boy....you'd tell Santa right?? You wouldnt lie to Santa..."

Manipulative bastard.

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by FlamesAddiction

I went for a walk today and came across a pile of empty laxative boxes littered on on the trail. There must have been like 15 empty boxes and blister packs. It look like new, like they were just put there.

I am kind of curious what was going on there. Is there a way people can get high from laxatives or something?

I don't know, but I'm willing to try.

[Titan2]

Originally Posted by Sliver

I don't know, but I'm willing to try.

You may want to think that one through.

[surferguy]

I imagine it could be a rather cleansing experience.

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by Titan2

You may want to think that one through.

That's the exact wrong attitude when experimenting with drugs.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by getbak

"Classic" Ingredients:

Milk Ingredients, Sugars (Sugar/Glucose-Fructose), Modified Milk Ingredients, Water, Frozen Yolk (Egg), Natural and Artificial Flavour, Nutmeg, Salt, Tartrazine, Sunset Yellow Fcf, Guar Gum, Carrageenan, Dipotassium Phosphate.

"Original" Ingredients:

Water, Sugar/Glucose-Fructose, Modified Milk Ingredients, Cream, Frozen Yolk (Egg), Natural and Artificial Flavour, Nutmeg, Salt, Colour, Butter, Guar Gum, Carrageenan, Dipotassium Phosphate.

Classic has more calories, fat, and protein, but less sugar.

They should just add that last little blurb to the label. “Classic” / “Original” is meaningless, especially when the words are almost interchangeable in the context of food or drinks.

On a somewhere related note, had the chance to pick up a bottle of the Dutchmen Dairy eggnog from Sunterra. The separation was a little disconcerting, but it was a good eggnog. Not sure if it was worth the premium price though, but very nice rum & eggnog one.

[DoubleF]

Originally Posted by Sliver

I don't know, but I'm willing to try.

Based on what I learned in the movie trainspotting, I assume there's a huge difference between suppositories and laxatives for drug users. Was it heroin they claim you'd get constipated?

Or someone is trying to #### so hard to the point they see God? Then that's basically Anus Dei Freudian enlightenment or something?

[NinePack]

100 courics

[GreenLantern2814]

The true source of Superman’s power is John Williams, not the sun.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by GreenLantern2814

The true source of Superman’s power is John Williams, not the sun.

And maybe Indiana Jones' too. If he had powers.

[OutOfTheCube]

Originally Posted by Wormius

And maybe Indiana Jones' too. If he had powers.

Yes... if only John Williams had scored any other movies featuring characters with magical powers to make this a smoother follow-up...

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by OutOfTheCube

Yes... if only John Williams had scored any other movies featuring characters with magical powers to make this a smoother follow-up...

Actually I probably didn’t make a good job of writing that. It was just that I find the two scores and theme songs almost indiscernible.

[sa226]

Has anybody got the recent plague going around? It's flattened me for 5 days and counting.

Super fun with 3 kids under 5 at-home.

Not Covid as far as I can tell, starting to wonder if it's Influenza.

Misery loves company.

[bagofpucks]

Did you get the chest cold plague? I had a wicked fever for 3-5 days to end November and then it moved right to my chest. Pretty much the worst chest congestion I have ever had and I still have a lingering cough 3 weeks later. I had COVID in September, so I didn’t bother testing this time around since I was at home for more than five days feeling crappy anyways. I’d say 40% of our office has the same hacking cough. I suspect it might be RSV?

[RichieRich]

sounds very similar to a relative that had RSV this time last year... sounds like you're on the mend at least. They ended up with a hospital visit and a bunch of meds to help recover and clear the lungs out, but definitely took over a month to return to their normal.

[DoubleF]

Originally Posted by sa226

Has anybody got the recent plague going around? It's flattened me for 5 days and counting.

Super fun with 3 kids under 5 at-home.

Not Covid as far as I can tell, starting to wonder if it's Influenza.

Misery loves company.

My wife has some form of chronic bronchitis for around a few weeks to a month now depending on when symptoms first appeared vs when it qualified as something severe.

The odd part is that I don't have anything other than a mild cough. Not even bronchitis. Just itchy through and mild mucus that aggravates a coughing reaction. I used to get major chest congestions every year prior to the pandemic. I haven't gotten much that is similar to that other than when I got Covid since the pandemic started.

[DownInFlames]

I’m seeing more and more vehicles with those clear plastic covers over their licence plates. I have two questions: Do they actually work? And why have I never seen any of these vehicles exceed the speed limit?