Every question in life can be answered with a Simpson's quote

[4X4]

What are your thoughts on TML?

Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: ........Where are we going?

[BerubeHater]

Homer: Don't you hate pants?

[BlackEleven]

Replace Scots with TML... and the other groups with other hockey teams...

Groundskeeper Willie: It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!

[4X4]

Q: Is Richard Gere a criminal?

A: Chief Wiggum: How do you like that, it's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purpose of gambling.

[Maritime Q-Scout]

Originally Posted by Ozy_Flame

"MY CATS BREATH SMELLS LIKE CAT FOOD."


Best quote in the history of mankind.

while I think most Simpsons characters are funny, Ralph consistantly makes me laugh me arse off.

Second to that quote would be

"Hi Principal Skinner, hi Super Nintendo Chalmers"

[Burninator]

Originally Posted by Maritime Q-Scout

while I think most Simpsons characters are funny, Ralph consistantly makes me laugh me arse off.

Second to that quote would be

"Hi Principal Skinner, hi Super Nintendo Chalmers"

Ralph is classic. This is my personal favourite.

"When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar."

This one is a close second.

Ralph: "Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent."
Miss Hoover: "Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?"
Ralph: "He was going to the bathroom."

[BlackEleven]

Originally Posted by Maritime Q-Scout

while I think most Simpsons characters are funny, Ralph consistantly makes me laugh me arse off.

Second to that quote would be

"Hi Principal Skinner, hi Super Nintendo Chalmers"

Don't forget about his next equally-funny sentence.


"Hi Principal Skinner, hi Super Nintendo Chalmers. I'm learneding".

[Teh_Bandwagoner]

Ralph: *Marge touches his shoulder* She touched my special area!

[604flames]

Originally Posted by Maritime Q-Scout

while I think most Simpsons characters are funny, Ralph consistantly makes me laugh me arse off.

Second to that quote would be

"Hi Principal Skinner, hi Super Nintendo Chalmers"

How bout "at my house, we call them uh-ohs"

[Stranger]

Ralph: "The doctor said I wouldn't get so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there."

Or the ultimate pickup line:

"Soooo.... Lisa, you like stuff?"

[Locke]

Lets not forget a classic from the Simpson's in Toronto...

Marge: "Ooooh, I see you drive on the left up here!"
Canadian Driver: "No ma'am, I'm drunk."

Locke.

[Kipru]

There is already a solution to every question:

Homer: "To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all life's problems."

[troutman]

"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer."
-Homer Simpson

[czure32]

Originally Posted by Kipru

There is already a solution to every question:

Homer: "To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all life's problems."

This reminded me of another great Homer quote
"Every time I learn something new, It pushes something old out of my brain...Like the time I learned to make wine and forgot how to drive"

another one of my personal favorites, while not an actual "quote" appears on the sign outside of the springfield retirement castle
"Thank you for not discussing the outside world"