07-13-2023, 03:09 PM
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If it's <10 seconds, it's not sexual assault...
So this is a disgusting thing to come out of Italy...
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...lasted-seconds
If someone jerked you off for 9 seconds, would that be assault? I have a hard time comprehending this actually.
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07-13-2023, 03:11 PM
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#2
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Like the 5 second rule, but for perverts.
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07-13-2023, 03:14 PM
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That has to be up there among the dumbest things I have ever heard.
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07-13-2023, 03:18 PM
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Such a pretty girl!
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Absolutely infuriating
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07-13-2023, 03:19 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FireFly
If someone jerked you off for 9 seconds, would that be assault?
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Naw, 3rd degree tease.
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07-13-2023, 03:20 PM
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When the splooge hits your eye
In no more seconds than nine
That’s amoré.
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07-13-2023, 03:29 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenLantern2814
When the splooge hits your eye
In no more seconds than nine
That’s amoré.
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07-13-2023, 03:40 PM
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They doing it twice?
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07-13-2023, 04:16 PM
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#9
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You can get away with murder as long as you kill them instantly.
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07-13-2023, 04:19 PM
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If someone jerked you off for 9 seconds, would that be assault?
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Is this to completion?
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07-13-2023, 04:20 PM
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#11
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Do you need a bonded independent witness with a stopwatch?
8.7! Just under the wire!
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07-13-2023, 04:27 PM
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Not too many things are so egregious that CP is unanimous in declaring them to be so. What a garbage ruling.
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07-13-2023, 04:33 PM
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Ten seconds is a long time to have someone's hands on you without your consent. Really gross and really upsetting.
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07-13-2023, 04:33 PM
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aka Spike
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I don't know why I expected any serious responses to this thread
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07-13-2023, 04:38 PM
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That Crazy Guy at the Bus Stop
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I don't know why I expected any serious responses to this thread
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The ruling is a joke, why shouldn’t the responses be too?
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07-13-2023, 04:46 PM
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This is like something I'd expect from The Onion.
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07-13-2023, 04:47 PM
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####ing Appalling.
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07-13-2023, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by CMPunk
I don't know why I expected any serious responses to this thread
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Non-consensual sex is bad, mmmmmmkay?
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07-13-2023, 06:59 PM
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this is the same country that back in the 80's ruled a woman was lying about being raped because they were in a Fiat 500 and as a car it was to small to rape in, so not surprised
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07-13-2023, 07:03 PM
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Italy gonna Italy.
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