WTF is with some people who go ridiculously overboard for taking advantage of the generosity of others. "Hey, I have some chocolates that are for everyone. You can have one. Hey, take an extra one if you like chocolate. I'll quickly grab something and I'll be back for our chat."
Come back 2 minutes later and they've literally consumed half the brand new box (that holds like 30-40 pieces) on their own.
You were offered 1-2, why did you literally take 10-20? You consumed that much in 2 minutes and you're sitting there with a defensive body language because you're expecting consternation for your actions or something? Holy ####ing diabetus man.
Apparently, someone stole a giant red spoon from a Dairy Queen.
It was found by a 52 year old playing Pokemon GO. I don't know which is funnier to me, that someone stole a giant red spoon, or a 52 year old playing Pokemon Go found it and admitted finding while playing Pokemon Go. https://financialpost.com/pmn/busine...ed-spoon-found
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The Delhi police have announced the formation of a crack team dedicated to nabbing the elusive 'Monkey Man' and offered a reward for his -- or its -- capture.
No idea. I've since heard anecdotes that the individual has been known in the past to chew dozens of hard mints simultaneously and sounding like a gravel crusher from across the room.
There’s an old couple that I’ve seem driving around in a pristine-looking 70s Honda Civic and I am coveting it. I wish they still made something like that.
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There’s an old couple that I’ve seem driving around in a pristine-looking 70s Honda Civic and I am coveting it. I wish they still made something like that.
Uh...a 70s Civic? A screwdriver and some willpower and that thing is yours.
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There’s an old couple that I’ve seem driving around in a pristine-looking 70s Honda Civic and I am coveting it. I wish they still made something like that.
My first car was a 72 civic in British Racing Green. Rolled it coming down 10th St hill in Bridgeland. It was a wright off but drove it home from the impound lot the next day.
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Maybe he hates cowboy boots.